The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, surprised this girl hasn’t been on here yet. Welcome the lower mainlands trashiest h*e Haleigh Anderson AKA Haleigh Marie. She sleeps around with any guy that she can, and looks for hookups on craigslist cuz she can’t get any human attention. Every few months she turns lesbian because any decent male pukes within ten feet of her! Somehow she’s managed to get pregnant a few times, and has apparently had to go get abortions done. She’s a compulsive liar so no one knows if it’s true! Once she found a Hindu on craigslist when she was 15 and hooked up with him for a chuck n f*ck. He got her drunk and came all in her hair, and she stumbled to her best friend Kevins’ house so he could clean her up. Once got gang banged by a bunch of n*ggas in a Surrey hotel! She used to hang with this rich kid Cole so she looks like she has class, even though she walks around with a fake orange spray tan and her fake coach bag. She’s so broke she stands around skytrain stations asking people for smokes, and even picks up old filters off the ground and rolls her own! Her gunt covered filet-o-fish trap reeks up the whole skytrain car. In the summer wears short shorts and you can see the hair growing from between her legs, nasty ass whore. You think that’s bad? She beat up her ex best girlfriend with her friend Dorianna, threw her off a bridge and onto the train tracks in the middle of the night. Class! She even steals makeup from the doller store and lies that it’s from MAC. Last but not least, she stole her hot girlfriend Kylie’s pictures and posted them as a fake facebook profile, pretending to be her to have online sex with guys. Everyone found out and it was the talk of the town for months! LOL! I could go on and ON about all the other dirt I have on this girl, but I’d like to see the stories everyone else has of her. Simply classy and never trashy is her motto, you know.

Is that line in her neck her chin?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Tanna Yarshanko aka Tanna SkankHoe aka scum of the earth. She a good for nothing sloot who f*cks a new band guy the day after she leaves the last one. She has done nothing substantial in her life. She hasn’t graduated, doesn’t have a drivers license and has no ambitions other than getting sh*tty tattoos. Nothing Is Sacred is not a valid reason for getting a tattoo. Especially one that is crooked. PS Parkway Drive had the words first. She thinks she is so hardcore because she has dated 3 musicians in her life that only date her because she puts out. Sincerely, The Sacred Ones.

That tattoo couldn’t be more true….for her…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware citizens of Vancouver, a troll is on the loose! It goes by the name of Christina Hughes. It will pretend to be your friend and then steal your stuff for resale! Don’t take pity on it because it’s ugly and fat. IT’s crooked nose is offensive to beauty. Just stay away. It matches the breeding cycle of a b*tch in heat but at least they have cute babies. It’s is so ugly like his mother. It is nothing but a bully troll that takes its anger and jealousy out on those around them. Honestly, IT should STOP having kids to stop the ugliness from spreading! So go back under a bridge and stay there! PLEASE!

Answer: No, but you should consider a shake weight cause it looks like you walk on all fours.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this disgusting guy here is named Kadeem “Kaytwo” King. He just moved here from Toronto and now lives in Victoria, B.C. He lives off of his father and step mom and just brings girls home every night and f**ks them. He once screwed two different girls in one night and being the dumb *ss that he is didn’t think they would find out. He lures girls in and than forces them to have sex with him, and if they don’t want to he treats them like sh** and insults them. He thinks that he’s going to become a famous rapper but his music is sh**. I would suggest that everyone stays far away from him unless they want to be abused or contract a DRD.

Those button-ups are a lie.  Dudes 20k for life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Farwell from Campbell River B.C. the other half of the dirty duo with Audrey Lachapelle and by far the worst of the two. Ashley lives at home with her parents she has no job and the only thing she ever does is get as drunk as she can for free and try to pick up as many guys as possible age doesn’t make any difference to this girl. She has had many abortions and miscarrages but still never learns. She’s addicted to weight loss pills she constantly does Pepsi so she doesn’t have to eat and she constantly starves herself and pukes her food up to try and look good which doesn’t help her. This girl is triple A Sk*nk material and needs to stop spreading her filth around.

Chicks who hoover the toilet didn’t make it into college.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty sloot Nicole Maher used to be a friend. Then she went all psycho and started banging everything in site. Recently my friend texted her saying he found her # in a bathroom stall in McDonald’s and asked for a good time and IT TOOK 2 HOURS TIL SHE SENT HIM A NUDE PICTURE. He didn’t even tell her his name. she gets drunk and stoned and lives by the phrase yolo but complains when she’s hungover and uses for sex. Sad world isn’t it. Both pictures are pictures she sent to my friend the night he texted her for the first time.

Please learn to angle out your muffin top and forehead.  Your pictures won’t be so hard to look at, oh and clean ur room ya pig.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m submitting the all to common boyfriend chaser. Lindsay Nicole used to be cool, well fun. I guess she’s still fun, but in the way where she gets tossed around by a bunch of guys fun. I will never understand girls that are nice to my face but try to f*ck my boyfriend on the side. Tsk tsk. Listen Lindsay, you don’t want to be a home wrecker, its not a good look. Have some respect. If not for me, at least have some respect for yourself. If you want a boyfriend like mine I suggest you get a real job ( not this drug running thing you got going on ) and stop being a sloot. Why are you going after somebody in a longterm committed relationship Lindsay? Are you that pathetic? Oh and don’t be surprised you are on the Dirty, its what happens when you f*ck people over. Anyways Nik, put this girl on blast for me Cant wait to hear what other dirt Vandirty has on her  .

Her chest starts from the middle of her pits (assuming she’s the one sitting down).  That almost calls for lipo.- nik