Posted in Missoula, University Of Montana, Would You? | March 9th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, She looks pretty decent at first right…Picked this chick up at a party not to long ago, she was down for a good ass pounding and maybe a little girl on girl action, what could go wrong. Didn’t think much of it since my dick was doing the thinking for me that night….MISTAKE! A few weeks later I go to take a piss outside a bar and it burns like a mother fucker…I ignored it A few days after that my dick started itching and oozing…Doctor confirms it’s the CL*P. Unfortunatly for me this is the only girl I’ve managed to get it in with in the last 3 months…What I thought was my lucky day was actually to good to be true. So here’s my question to you, WOULD YOU with this nasty, dick hungry, c*mbucket of a tw*t?
Posted in University Of Montana | December 13th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Only in good ol Montana could you stumble upon a douchebag like this! He is the shortest meathead west of the mississippi! He works out at Golds Gym with his little posy of meatheads that think there are built, its F****ing pathetic to watch these guys. So Kevin put down the needles and pills! So if you ever get a chance stop by Golds in the evening sometime and you might get to see these embarrassments posing down in the gym taking pictures of each other! LOL F***ing pathetic.
He looks like a fatter version of mr. 615., I don’t understand what he was going for in the bottom pic.- nik
Posted in The Dirty, University Of Montana, Would You? | February 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…may have found your perfect girl. this is Brittney C. She is a HOOTERS girl. She was praised in the local newspaper for making it into the Hooters 2010 calendar this year. She is super nice, and her aspirations are to be in Maxim and Sports Illustrated. She works out everyday, and is tanner than Snooki. She just got her +2s done..I know you’re going for brunettes this year so would you?’
Answer: No, the scouts at Hooters need to focus. Ladies if you are going to waste you money on +2′s please shoot for 450cc’s or higher. Small +2′s just make your legs look fat like this girl.
[IMAGE: HootersCalendar]
Posted in Montana State, The Dirty, University Of Montana | August 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is there anything slimier than a 2 bit wh*re holding a fish? Wutcha think of one of montana’s Finest that sh*t her pants last summer at a party?
Looks like she is into Old Men.- nik
Posted in University Of Montana | May 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Clinton. I sure hope that that is a real tattoo, although it suits him weird and creepy. This guy is a sloppy drunk who just lurks around and stands around you staring at you and smiling. Is that a blue worm or what.
I would love to know that explanation behind this stupid mistake (both him and the tattoo).- nik
Posted in University Of Montana, Would You? | May 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jennifer. This girl is tall and has a rockin body, she likes to show it off which I was very happy for, until I noticed her hip bone. I thought I was seeing things at first but it definitely looks like something is growing on her..what do you think, would you??
Answer: No, besides her face being hidioues. She has a condition I would like to call skinny/fat. Her bones stick out, but she still has major gut.
Posted in University Of Montana | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the gold diggin wh*re on the right is Mandy. This girl thinks that everybody she goes to school with isn’t good enough for her, she thinks she is some goddess. Reality check Mandy your ugly fat and beat. Check out that grey haired trout she snagged, good work Mandy keep wh*rin it up.
Is that Juan Valdez on the left…when did he ditch the poncho?- nik
Posted in University Of Montana | May 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I would not want to hear, see or speak to any of these three evils. These chicks are ugly sk*nks who started their own band, probably in hopes that they would have groupies. These girls figure the more guys they f*ck the more fans they will have, too bad their music hurts your ears.
They have officially exceeded the weight limit of that camera. I decided.- nik
Posted in Montana State, University Of Montana | April 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this at my gym. I’m not sure why these cups can’t except the fact that they’re translucent. I mean I know that red cups are every other cup’s wet dream, but seriously you’re translucent…you don’t even have a color. Sad.
Looks to me like those clear cups are just trying to fit in, it will never happen though.- nik
Posted in Montana State, University Of Montana | April 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I don’t think any explanation is needed for this pic.
He looks like Andy Samburg with a Touch of Downs.- nik
