The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Michelle Drisc*ll aka Michelle Fishcoll this stupid B*TCH gave me drd Like seriously no wonder why she insisted the lights were off and did’t want me to go down on her. I should have known better seriously I about effin barfed her dirty vag stank up my entire room it seriously smelled like dirty rotten vinegar fish. he is a complete and total slore. I was drunk and just wanted an easy piece yenno like six of my buddies have already pounded it now they all told me that she was smelly but I didn’t realize just how smelly like some girls smell a little yenno. I seriously had to open a window i told her it was cuz i was hot in the room but really i was puking in my mouth. Seriously i hit it doggy and it came out and i had no problem getting it back in in the dark like within seconds her gaping whole is so loose total beef curtains. My friends were either lucky an she didn’t have drd at the time or something but i am positive it was her who gave them to me and i think she stole like 100 bucks out of my wallet. Come to find out I guess she is a TOTAL klepto that bounces around town sleeping with any guy that will feed her nasty heroin and meth habit. And stealing from us successful guys. Seriously this is a warning to every guy in the greater Seattle area she gives the gift that keeps on giving it has totally ruined my life. It’s really sad what *and heroin does to people just a few years ago she was a decent girl i hear. Now you can find her as a waitress at dream girls and prostituting on backpage. Only reason she doesn’t strip is because of the drd outbreaks.  I wish I had known all this before I hit it. Guess that’s what happens when your black out drunk. I still cringe over the smell tho, eww. PS dream girls she is stealing from your till just giving you a heads up. Oh by the way Michelle’s boyfriend., she cheats on you constantly she talks to like 5 dudes at a time. That’s her angle of income, talk about a job, this chick is a piece of work. Warn the Seattle Guys to PASS! Don’t SMASH!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Demi D. and she is a crazy sloot. She is obsessed with men that she can’t have and that are already taken. Girls need to beware to keep their men away from her because she has a tendency to end up stalking them for years on end. I’ve heard of these stories on multiple occasions, where she ends up texting and calling girls boyfriends thinking it’s okay and claiming she just wants to be “friends”. When the guy ends up not responding, she’ll repeatedly text them getting mad because they’re not responding to her. This girl just doesn’t take a hint and needs to be put on blast and knocked off this imaginary pedestal she thinks she’s on. From her pictures on facebook this sloot thinks she’s hot sh*t, but as you can tell from the photos she looks like a dog that animal control needs to put down! So men if you see this girl RUN. And ladies keep your men out of arms reach!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This here is Alysha Mitchell. This 18 year old living in Seattle, WA ships off to boot camp at the beginning of March. She contacted me on a modeling site and said she wanted me to shoot her in Atlanta, GA after she gets out of boot camp. I asked here where she would be staying and she said, with me, if that was OK. I asked her if she was going to pay me and she said, “I can be your sex slave!” I said, “Prove it!” Her response are the photos you see below! Btw, Nik, she even offered her virgin A-hole as payment too. Put her on blast for such slooty acts!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work is named Tammie goes by Raven to her so-called friends that all hate her and find her annoying as all hell. She talks about sex like its no big thing and flirts with everybody. When she was with her ex-boyfriend she was drunk and went off on him in a bar saying he raped her!! She is a complete lying psycho!! So i also recently found out this chick has been sleeping with my now ex-boyfriend for the last three months. I have all sorts of proof because she admitted to it like a f**king idiot to a guy she almost dated that i am friends with. He sent me all the messages she sent him about it. She looks like a damn horse and she tries to dress all goth and ends up looking like a train wreck and my boyfriend cheated on me with this?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty Russian sloot Katia Kolosova is no good girl, she runs around town trying to act like she’s got class, when really all she might have is a bottle in her car. (gold Cadillac that she bought prostituting her stinking vag) She is also a nasty stripper around the town too and has been all over like 5 clubs already so if you ever stop at the strip club just ask for angel and you can see what a huge horrible mess this girl is. But don’t get to close because this b*tch has the worst worst i mean worst acne. You don’t want to be exposed to her skin because who knows what you will catch. She needs to go get a real job and take care of her child and be a good mom not a nasty stripper who would rather go pop a bottle and a pill than stay home on Saturday night with her child. Well people if you happen to run into this girl just remember who knows whats inside that body?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is svetlana horowitz shes a 20 year old nasty crazy bitch who thats shes more than all that. She walks around like shes the such a bad ass when really anyone could beat her ass. When we were in the 10th grade she gave a guy head on a school bus and then he went to the cops and got a restraining order haha! She has been completely obsessed with me for the last 5 years and at first i was nice but then she tried to become me and it was creepy. I had to block her on facebook and myspace and she started making fake accounts so she could add me. She always tells me how shes going to kill herself and blah blah blah but its an act so ill talk to her. I have warned her i will get a restraining order and now i finally am oh and shes trying to get with my ex and thinks he will go for it hahaha so now nik would you with svetlana?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kelsey Shelver. She is the Seattle area’s biggest sloot. She sleeps with EVERY drug dealer in Seattle.She hops from guy to guy-who ever will get her high for the night. She claims to have worked for club Volume even though she is only 19. She uses her parents for their car and money so she can get around town if she can’t get money off whichever drug dealer she is f*cking that week. She is too lazy to get a real job. She is just a gutter sloot from mill creek that sleeps around for drugs and money. She probably has a lot more than that but I don’t wanna find out.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyle H*ghsmith. One of the most manipulative douche bags in Bellevue! Sleeps with literally any girl he can creep on. He went to WSU and got kicked out of his frat, Theta Chi because they called him Creeper Kyle for wh*ring his way to get a nut anyway he can. He’s no stranger to drugging girls and sleeping with any girl any age even if its mulitple girls who are underage. Please tell this creep to stop raping girls and put him in his place.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Crystal Johnson, or lets say Crystal Tieu. This sk*nk has married for military money so her husband can pay for the house mortgage. She claims shes “only engaged” so she can whore around Seattle. You can find her at tia lous or volume, ready to f*ck once you buy a round of shots for the rest of her sk*nk homegirls. She says her husbands aware of what she does yet tells her sk*nk army (easiest girls in town, bar none) not to tell him. She’s also cheating on the boyfriend she lives with right now while hes bartending. She’s admitted she’s a h*e and “everyone knows it”, and demands to tell her something new and refreshing.

Her baby will be born with zero noodle in it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*ts name is Nichole Davis. She’s f*cked over 25 guys in her sophomore year of high school. Has been to rehab for hroin and has had every DRD known to man kind. Shes stolen many boyfriends and cheated on her boyfriend who she claims to be the love of her life over 20 times. If this isnt a sl*t than I dont know what is?! Her outfits consist of lace leggings, tight cheetah print dress, a gray sequined snakeskin skirt, over used yoga pants and three sizes to small jeans. She walks like she has a d*ck up her butt and if possible will strip at any time for anybody for any cost…most likely for hroin. I wouldnt be suprised if she grew up to be a prostitute with over 10 kids. This girl deserves to be exposed because shes broken many hearts and stolen too many boyfriends and overall the biggest h*e ive ever laid eyes on!!

Cheek reduction and +2′s are the only possibility of getting her foot in the door.- nik