The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i got a good one for you today! That lovely piece of cow is Cassi-Lynn Watchman (Cassandra Watchman) she is a hell of a con i’ll tell ya! i met her in the dirtiest place on earth, Estevan, Saskatchewan, Canada. i just got out of a bad relationship with someone she hated so she zoned in on me, we dated for three months, until i found out she cheated on me 3 times with two different guys, we’re done… two months later she approaches me saying she’s pregnant! this is after she had informed me during our relationship that she couldn’t have kids because of cervical cancer she had at the age of 15. so time goes on, she tells me it isn’t my kid so have a good life, after the kid is born the guy she’s with insists on getting a DNA test, surprise the kid isn’t his, even after she told him it was, so she comes to me and says the kid is mine, i’m a fairly decent (but stupid) guy, so i get with her and raise the kid as my own! After borrowing and stealing and doing whatever i can to support her marijuana and ecstacy addictions (She had a way of manipulating with sex and guilt… i know i know nik, my fault) we moved to Saskatoon and after i had gotten so badly in debt she took off and started legal proceedings for child support! all while hooking up with a new guy who she also told was the father of her kid. Last i heard she was in Swift Current with my old good friend Joel, he was in love man really bad! one day he came home from work, and his bank account of 1200.00 bucks he was saving for a down payment on a house was drained, his car was gone, and so was Cassi and all her stuff! then apparently she started working for an Escort service in Regina. Her daughter whom i still miss to this day (i believed she was my daughter for almost 2 years and raised her as such) has been told to call three men ‘Daddy’ and is being pulled around the Province too much! that kid deserves better! WATCH OUT MEN OF SASKATCHEWAN! she comes to beg, steal, and destroy! If she isn’t High at least once a day then watch out she gets mad. i suffered from her sting, i hope nobody else does!!!

Those are some pretty serious bangs.  You wouldn’t really know what she looks like till you got her in bed, then its to late.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so sick of this women. I really hope this gets posted as this women needs to be put on the blast. This women has stolen from 3 people I know. She has burnt down my husband’s parents farm. She has stocked 3 of my friends numerous times and when the police get involved she has them in her back pocket by saying that she is a sweet innocent girl. Yeah right she is a fat cow and a slob who from what I know smells like 3 week old fish. Nik this chic has been on here before. Also she goes to peoples ex friends and girlfriends and tries to get them to go after her ex’s its a lot of b.s. Nik I am begging that this fat cow be put on the blast please. Here family is so crazy Nik they “try” so hard to get back at these 3 people because their daughter can not do it that when they fail they have to get their friends to do their dirty work or the police who there again are in this families back pocket. She runs back and forth from Winnipeg to Saskatoon then back to Winnipeg She tried to get into one of my friends pants after he told her he was married she said that it was o.k. who would find out, she is a dirty sloot who needs a good slap upside the head like her so called friends and girlfriends who are have befriended her because they hate one of these three guys. This is crock and she needs to be exposed for who she is which is ONE BIG FAT SCAM, FAT COW, SMELLY, SLOOT.

Her teeth remind me of a teepee.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch out for this pathetic excuse of a woman. She can’t afford to feed her kids, but she can afford to sit at home on her lazy *ss collecting assistance, and smoking pot! She begs for food and money from anyone and everyone. Even going as far as posting ads on kijiji for “hand outs” of food or gift certificates! Like really? Get a life and get a job to support yourself like the rest of us! You say you are disabled, but you sure have no issue running out to meet your dealer. Scumbag wh*re filthy b*tch!

Occupanction: Collecting bags…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik, and y’all that are reading this!! I have a story about Justin Bouvier, one of the most disgusting guys on the planet. When this eighteen year old greaseball isn’t back-teasing his hair listening to Atreyu and 30 Seconds to Mars, he likes to paint his nails black and attempt to pick up homosexual males from the gay bars in Saskatoon. While there isn’t necessarily anything wrong with going to gay bars, there is just one little twist that makes him all that much more disgusting—he has a girlfriend. They have been dating for over a year, and he has not told her a single word about his flaming homosexuality. I mean, perhaps you could say that she deserves it for being to oblivious to the fact that he comes home with hickeys from random men, but in all honesty, every person should have a right to know when their boyfriend/girlfriend is sleeping with half of the gay community in the city.

That mustache is kinda of racist.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kevin. He just got out of a half way house because he was prohibited from using computers, being within 100 meters of pools, drinking alcohol and being in a position of power for a period of 10 years. He is a complete creep. He pretends to be a photographer to lure unsuspecting young women into his dungeon so that he can utilize his trucker hands. He is constantly commenting and private messaging women and young boys to come over to his dungeon for a “Photoshoot”. All he wants to do is foul things. Nik, please help. He goes as far as to tell everyone on Facebook that he is quitting Facebook to protest a new law requiring sexual offenders to register every year instead of every two years for a period of 10 days. But yet he is constantly sucking gregs down at 302 and even fingering guys dinkholes down there. But here’s the catch, he asks all the ladies to forward him their cell numbers to his inbox because he will be gone and out protesting this righteous cause… Nik, can you believe this f*ckin goof?

I believe everything about people who have such perfectly manicured eyebrows.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Janessa Bouthillette. You can find her bagging groceries at the co-op or strutting her floppy t*tties around any local bar in Saskatoon. In her spare time she enjoys shopping for push up bra’s, caking on layers of orange cover up or harassing girls on facebook that her boyfriend fcks behind her back. She loves calling on fights but will never call you out in person, maybe if she knew how to keep her man satisfied he wouldn’t have to resort to hooking up with other girls! Honestly hunny it’s not the girls you should be threatening and talking like a ghetto whompin’ hoodrat to, try taking some of your insecurities and rage out on your sleezball boyfriend. One day you’re going to realize how much of a skeez he really is, what you think you’re the only girl in and out of his parents basement? nope definitely not! I feel sorry for you must be tiring to have to chase after and cling to the same guy for 3 years no matter how many girls you find out about. Best of luck floppysloppy! You really found yourself a winner .

She’s stretched the color out of those pants.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tches name is Danielle or Dani. Whatever the f*ck they call her these days. She talks sh*t behind everyone’s back and when they find out, then she plays the victim like she hasn’t done anything wrong. She takes to take her head of her ass, but nope just talks more sh*t. Like shes so perfect, but of course she’s not. Making up stories that she sucked men’s c*ck. The only c*ck she’ll ever is plastic. I don’t even know how she gets laid(if she even does, but I doubt it). Shes disgusting, and she still lives off her mommy and welfare. She should worry about her own life more then everyone elses. If she was worried about her life, she wouldn’t have to be rely on someone else to pay her way. Rot in hell b*tch, just kidding you’d like that to much. Just f*ck off.

Is that a wig or bad bangs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  I would like you all to meet none other than cake face Jill Derksen herself! This girl loves to load it on and bake to the perfect shade of ORANGE. Silly girl doesn’t even have good extensions and she is a hair dresser. You won’t catch Jill leaving the house anytime soon without her Mac forcefield from hell. There is a more important question to address here though, beyond the layers and crappy fake hair is there potential Nik?

How long is her head, and how old are some of those extensions in her hair.  Looks like a few have been around for a few years.- nik