The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Janell, she’s pretty b*tchy. She likes to go for anyone, guy or girl, as long as they haven’t taken a shower in more than two weeks. Dating someone? Doesn’t matter! Janell will gladly make out with you, whether you’re single or not. When she’s not getting drunk, she likes to spend her free time following high school students on Instagram, or liking a status of someone who she doesn’t really know but would enjoy having sex with. You can find Janell at the nearest Taco Bell enjoying lots and lots of calories, or flipping a camera off. She’s a classy one! Hit her up for a good time!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this crazy chick lives a freaking lie. She claims her name is Kandi Andollini, but her real name is Heather Keenon. She edits all of her pictures on Facebook to make her look skinny as crap, but in reality shes 180 lbs and ugly as shit as well as pounds of makeup caked on. She pretends she has giant toys but really wears THREE 2 INCH THICK push up bras. She also wears buttpadding to make her appear she has an *ss. She makes up this whole life about how a guy named “Matthew Cooper” beats her up and scratches her face like a freaking tiger, but really Matthew Cooper is a fake Facebook she made, and uses to make empty threats to people and talk sh*t to herself on her actual Facebook. She IS ACTUALLY the one who beats herself up and scratches her face, neck and body with her nails. She also uses eye shadow to paint on bruises on her neck. She claims to be in the marines but god knows that fat bitch could never pass fitness assessment. She brags to everyone how she’s a “sex addict” but Ray Charles and Helen Kellers baby would never F*ck that nasty snow bag. Also, this girl claims to have had over 30 abortions, some of them spaced out weeks in between. If your ever driving and almost get hit ,ran over, t-boned, tailgated or have any sort of near death experience with a Ford Focus, it was probably that crazy b*tch. This psycho b*tch is the DEFINITION OF CRAZY.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jillian Lapham, the BIGGEST liar, conceited, dirtiest, and FAKEST person in Reno. I’ve never met anyone who needs such a huge reality check as she does. She’s the definition of a FB wh*re. Her life revolves around drama & if they’re is none, she’ll have no trouble creating some. ALL she talks about is how skinny she is, how she doesn’t eat, how some guy wants her to model..HA EW, how she wears push up bras….just to get attention. No one gives a f*ck. It’s extremely obvious anyways, she has the smallest boobs I’ve ever seen and HER *SS. She thinks that’s the biggest thing in this world. She thinks she’s HOT SH*T with her DRAWN ON EYEBROWS that look TERRIBLE!! She goes from guy..to guy..to guy. Basically has them lined up after she f*cks one and goes psycho on them. This girl needs some serious help. She doesn’t know the meaning of a real friend and loses them left and right these days. She has to be the center of attention, when in reality everyone could care less about what her annoying, complaining, sl*tty *ss has to say. I just wish someone would put her in her damn place.

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I was browsing your site and was quite surprised not to see a post about Michael “Mikey” Eppert. I genuinely can not think of a person who deserves to be on this site, then this emo looser. This poser CONSTANTLY tells people that he is a baller and a pimp and constantly brags about how much pssy he gets. It wouldn’t be fair to say that he NEVER hooks up with girls, but in the several years that I’ve known and partied extensively with him, i’ve seen AT MOST 15 girls who even had a CHANCE at hooking up with. In fact most of the girls that know him go on and on about how he is one the most creepiest dudes they’ve ever met. He even ->BRAGS<- about how he STILL frequently uses Myspace to hit on girls (I actually wish I could say that I was just joking). This fool is FAR from being the pimp he thinks he is. The one legitimate relationship that he has had (at least recently), was with a 16/17 year old high school student named Barbie Roxy Hagar and when they eventually broke up, he told everyone that he knowingly gave her an drd. Whats even more sad, is that he tells people that he is “blacker then black people”. In reality Michael Eppert is a 22 year old, that still listens to screamo/ emo music and snorts painkillers when ever he can find them. I’ve even SEEN him smoke black tar a few times (again, I wish that was a joke). The only things black about Mikey Eppert is the h*roin that he smokes, his jeans that are 10 sizes to small for him and the people on his BlackPlanet friend list. And the irony of it is, is that he is VERY open and vocal about his hatred for minorities and is not afraid to tell people that he is proud to be racist. Being around him is kind of like being around a black KKK member, except Mikey is a Racist who thinks he is black. Its a puzzle that will probably never be solved. I could go on and on about how much of a poser and freeloader this guy is, but if I did this post would probably never end.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Dirty Sloot right here is Elena (Laynuh) Flores and she is the dirtier than Angie Simons! She will always go back to her exes no matter how committed she is to her boyfriend. Boys if you have any chance with her which you will because she just straight up dirty trash then don’t trust her. I used to be friends with her until she kept telling me about every time she cheated on her ex. I think everybody needs to get to know the real sloot behind all that make up.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Zack Moore. He is the biggest douchebag that I have come to know. He thinks he is a gangster and he tries to act all hard but in reality he can’t take a hit. He is also the most trashy guy alive, I mean how can you be accepted by people if you don’t have any teeth? But the people at roller kingdom accept him, he seems to go there everyday of his life. Have i mentioned this douchebag is 20? He has a kid and the baby mama looks like a f*cking troll. This isn’t a normal situation involving a kid, this one just came out of f*cking no where and he posted about it all over facebook and everyone knows his business. Can you get more trashy than that? probably not. He can’t keep a relationship for more than a few months, probably because all of the girls come to their senses at some point. He thinks that he is such a player but in reality he is lucky to even have a girl talk to him especially looking how he does. This guy is a loser and you can assume that by just talking to him once. Time to keep your pencil d*ck in your pants Zack, that explains why you already have a kid.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty little c*nt is Sofia Villegas. She plays it off as being the good girl, when really she is a lying, manipulative b*tch. She cheated on her baby’s father multiple times, but would freak out anytime he would talk to any girl, even if she was just a friend. She flirted behind his back constantly, but STILL trips out when he talks to girls, even though she is hooking up with more than one guy right now. She will threaten any girl that goes near Raymond. She claims to be a good girl, but I know for a fact she is a major sloot and always has been. She talks sh*t all day, and thinks she will never get whats coming to her. But this nasty c*nt needs a reality check, and needs to know she can’t talk sh*t about people who already don’t like her. She runs around like she is the hardest b*tch in Reno, but she’s nothing but another piece of Reno trash.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This Is Molly Maehem . She F*cking Thinks She Is Hot Sh*t . She Is A Huge *ss Girl . Nothing Cute About This B*tch  She Thinks She Is So Bad*ss Of A B*tch For Partying So She Takes Pictures At The Parties. She Has Only Pictures Of 3 Parties. But Takes So Much So She Looks Like She Is Hardcore. I Was Waiting For Someone To Just Grow A Pair And Post Her But I Guess I Had Too. She Just Looks Purely Like A Man. Sorry B*tch Just Get Out Of Reno Because You Just Don’t Need Your Ugly Man *ss Here Anymore!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Morgan Frey. She is the most self-centered bitch I have met in a long time. I will admit that she is pretty, well her face is. But lets get real, if she did not have those eyes, she would be average at best. She is a “model”, when was the last time any model came from Reno and especially with a manly body such as hers? At the most, she’d make a great head model. She has guys falling all over her, but I wonder if that’s because she likes to tell them about how her ex boyfriend, Danny Garcia, used to beat her. She likes to lead guys along in the hopes that they will waste any money they have on her, she even tries to get guys to take out not only her, but her not so attractive best friend as well. If any guy falls for that trick then I sure feel bad for them, she’s done that not only to my ex but to his friends too. I think this girl needs to be knocked down a few notches from how inflated her head is. Many can call it jealousy but that’s for the people to decide. I just cannot stand the people out there that will walk on someone else to get what they want. You are not above anyone with your extensions and loads of mascara. Time for a reality check Morgan.

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is James Watts, he is the biggest wannabe there is in reno, he acts hard but when shit hits the fan hes the first to run. James thinks its funny to hit women & girls. He is nothing but a coward & simply deserves to be here in the dirty.