The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tori Moose. She’s one of the dirtiest girls to graduate from Hempfield High in Greensburg. She has a different “boyfriend” every week, and that’s how she got the nickname “Loose Moose”. As if that’s not disgusting enough, she has a hideous tattoo of a peacock right about her nasty vag, and she posted this picture of it one facebook, and you can clearly tell she needs to do some below the belt grooming. Aside from being disgusting, she thinks she’s hot sh*t but she’s actually really annoying and tries to be a hard*ss but just comes off looking like a moron.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Slammin smells like Salmon Sammy Hauser. She is the biggest stank nasty drunk wh*re that lingers around the city of Latrobe. She cakes on too much makeup around her face that break out every now n then. Every party she gets too sh*t faced and spreads her deadly DRD withh anything she can latch on too meaning anybody that can with stand that stinky loose beat meat curtain she possesses. Watch out for this slore. You don’t want this stank on your crank!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Tranny is brought to you by umbrella infections. This girl starts fights with anyone she knows says every boy or girl who stuck anything in this thing is a stalker. This poster child for pepsi and heroin addiction needs to be put on blast again because she seemed to not get the point the first time to stop being a drug addicted prostituting mess.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danielle Kisner from McKeesport. This “woman” is a 42 year old alcoholic & drug addict. She spends her everyday at a rundown bar & gets her money buy selling & using coke & meth. This crazy sloot has serious mental problems along with hallucinations! Not only does she walk the streets with no shoes on, she never wears her dentures! She constantly prank calls me, my friends, & my friends boyfriend threatening them. She’s even hid in the bushes for hours at a time waiting to stalk them! I feel kinda bad for her because she ruined her life with drugs, alcohol, & sleeping around all the time. She also lost custody of her son but could care less! the video seen here is her attacking her own son all drunk & high. Totally disgusting!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Helen Michelle Bart, the nastiest most dramatic b*tch in North Allegheny. Helen and her 85 pound figure thinks she is the hottest thing in the world. She takes naked pictures and posts them online, because she wants to be a porn star. She calls other girls fat because they actually have a set of tits and not some nasty bee stings. Seriously, I could draw some nipples on her boney back and be confused. She also thinks she can beat up girls that are like, at least 3 times her size, when the most she could do is bite you with them disgusting horse teeth. She likes to act like she is the most ghetto black person around, when she’s hardly black, and her parents live in a mansion in North Park and give her like 80 dollars a day. She has cheated on just about every boyfriend she’s ever had but when they leave her she cries and acts like a victim. She lies about everything, from having babies to having DRD. Her ex boyfriend told me her vagina was like the gaping hole in the universe, her breath smells like c*ck, and you can smell her stanky dramatic NOT BIG skinny WHITE GIRL ass from around the corner. I’ve been waiting for someone to post this nasty b*tch on here for a while. Helen’s a grade A sk*nk!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so get this. I was in the mall yesterday just minding my own business when some fat kid standing behind the counter caught my attention. All I was doing was looking at random stash jars and random papers that this store has. When this piercing sh*t smell came across the room. Being that it was 10am and it was only him and i in the store. What else could it have been!? Good god take a mother f*cking shower. Last time i visit rockstar. I had to burn my clothes when i got home. His sh*t smell stuck to me like Napalm to slant.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is for her: Lyndi, since your always looking on TheDirty.com 24/7 to hope no one else posted something about you well, here’s another! I have one question. “HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A ONE TIME F*CK???” That seems to happen with every guy you are seen with because your not worth sh*t to bring home to mommy & daddy! CLEAN IT UP SLORE! Your like a f*ckin one hit wonder b*tch! LMAO.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Jesscia probably something slooty Strautman. I used to work with her. She is a nasty ass insecure drugged up b*tch. Her boyfriend is c*ked out just like her. She claims she is in love with this a**hole. She’ll get whats coming to her. She looks and talks like she is high all the time. She lives an albino life behind her orange fake tan. She has to have make up on at all times or people confuse her to be a man. Even with makeup she looks like tranny. She THINKS she can kick anyones a**. Someone will eat this girl before she gets a chance at anything. She is overall dirty and needs a reality check. She thinks the world just revolves around her. Just cause everyone may think your brother is cool, doesnt mean your cool. She is obsessed with herself and she thinks she is hot. Impressions couldn’t even make her look pretty. And for anyone who thinks she is hot. We all know you just say that to get a piece of *ss. She is a straight up sloot. Im sure if she tried she could fit a telephone pole in that black hole she calls a v*gina. News is she needs to clean up a bit.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’ve heard this before, but meet yet another dumb sk*nk that Pittsburgh has to offer. This b*tch has been f*cking-another-slore’s dude for over a year and copes with the fact that he dicks her down and leaves by smoking weed, doing pepsi, sucking greg, and popping pills. Between her daddy & anorexia issues she’s a real card. She honestly thinks she’s a bad ass bitch and that everyone wants her “assets”. She has no real friends, and the few she does have are complete sloots too. Oh, and modeling half naked? Posing in music video’s half naked? Yepp, she does it. Bet ya’ she’ll suck your greg if you tell her you love her. She just wishes someone would. Why she thinks she’s the best shit God ever took, i’ll never know.