The Dirty

Posted in Paris, The Dirty | January 31st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Zahia Dehar. She got famous in France for being an underage prostitute for the French soccer team. Now she’s like a real celebrity with famous people photographing her and her own lingerie line. I find her Dirty Celeb worthy.

She is not a real celebrity, she is a prostitute.- nik

Posted in Paris, The Dirty, Would You? | January 29th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zahia Dehar is gorgeous, she looks like a little Barbie. I’m quickly becoming obsessed with her! She’s almost flawless, her implants are a little too high and she looks like she’d be a real b*tch. She was busted years ago for being a prostitute in France, sleeping with the rich & famous over there, while she was underage. Despite that stigma she’s making a come back with her modeling. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, I fear her neck cords… I couldn’t choke (cords make for terrible grip) her bed so her thin frame is pointless to me.

Posted in New York, Paris, The Dirty | January 10th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Have you seen this video yet Nik? Its a video of some guy grabbing 1000 girls boobs in public and it is pretty unreal. I wonder what this guy even said to this girls to make this go down, how is he not in jail and why he didn’t shoot for more girls with +2′s? So what are you thoughts on this…. Is this dude a scumbag or a genius?

Anyone can touch a girl from Budapest.- nik

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Paris, The Dirty | January 8th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: I need your advice, Mr. Richie. In many circumstances, I disagree with the way that you treat people, but this time I need your brutal honesty to save my relationship. My fiance is the love of my life. Him and I worked very hard to be together including changing cities and careers to make it work. I’ve got a serious problem. So far, I consider myself to be averagely pretty with a curvy (about 125 pounds at 5’8”) figure. The issue is that want to be very pretty, but every time I suggest having “work done” to my fiance like getting breast implants, having a lip augmentation, ext., he always vehemently disagrees. He pleads with me not to. Please don’t misunderstand, we have plenty of money. I work very hard and so does he. I talk constantly about getting “work done” so that I feel prettier, but he says that I’m beautiful just the way I am, and that he would be very upset if I attempted to change anything. I know that I’m pretty, but I know that with I little bit of work done, I could be very sexy. But here is the REAL issue: Lately, we haven’t been having sex. I mean NO SEX. No sexual contact of any kind. I beg for it, but he just isn’t interested. My first idea was that he was cheating on me, but believe me when I say that it is an impossibility. He has no time for it. I’ve dated cheating men, I’m not an idiot. He isn’t cheating. We are either at work or together. If I had to guess, I would say that it is because he is too tired or depressed. I’m trying, I swear. I’m always asking if he would like a blow-job, ext., but he just thanks me and apologizes. Is it me? Is it him? I love him and I know that he loves me. We’re so solid. We’re so happy. What do I do? I just want to feel sexy again. Everyone else I’ve dated, I’ve had to fight off constantly. How can he be so uninterested in sex and yet when I suggest making myself sexier, he seems to be totally against it? Like I said, I usually think that you are too harsh but this time I know that I need your honesty. I just want him to want me again. Tell me what to do and I’ll do it. Please don’t post my personal pictures. I’ll die. To Nik Richie Only: I submitted a photo of myself in a bikini this summer (I’m sorry that it isn’t good quality), a photo of my face, and a photo for you to post on the website. FYI: I’m a brunette with a 34B bust, 25 inch waist, 36 inch hip, no gap between my thighs, cellulite that I’m trying very hard rid of, and no tan because I don’t want skin cancer. I wish I could look like Shayne. I’m begging you, don’t post the pictures of me. I swear to God I’m not a sh*t head. I work so f*cking hard at not being a sh*t head. I just want to be happy. Please.

My honest answer is that you need to be selfish. Sex in a relationship is based on love and need. In my mind when the sex ends so does the relationship. From what I have read he is not your soulmate and only a friend says, “you are perfect and don’t need work done”. I personally think you need 3 separate procedures. Email me to discuss Nik@Nikrichie.com.- nik

Posted in Paris, The Dirty | January 6th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Love your website. Just got into it this year but I am already soo hooked! Anyway, this is a self post (finally got the courage) & I’m wondering if you could give me some advice! I’m only 17 so I’m not asking would you. Please be gentle.

Ask me again when you are 18. I don’t have time for kids.- nik

Posted in Dirty News, Paris, The Dirty | December 26th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you heard?  There is a worldwide health scare concerning PIP’s breast implants that have been distributed all over and more than 30,000 women are due to have them removed. The CEO Jean-Claude Mas is on the run from Interpol, but still insists that the recall is unnecessary and that he’s selling a safe product. Yeah right, using industrial silicon instead of medical grade to cut corners you asshole…  Since you are a strong believer in the +2′s, what would you say to make sure women are protecting themselves from parasites like Jean-Claude?

Boycott all his movies. I just burned my VHS tape of Bloodsport.- nik

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Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Paris, The Dirty | November 10th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am writing this with the hope that once, just once, you and your team finally decide to post something that has been submitted by somebody with half of a brain. I am also writing in response to several posts, but mainly the recent one referring to catwalk models and fashion purposefully making people look stupid for a laugh.  What I have to say to that person, is the same thing that I have to say to you: Grow up. Grow up and stop feeding the notion that women must fit a mould of ideals to be loved. You are no better than an abusive husband. You are worse, in fact, because you are doing it on a mass scale.  What your type of man (and trust me, you are a “type”) finds attractive in a woman is everything that is wrong with the world. It’s greedy, unnatural and unhealthy. Your train of thought and others like it is what is setting our society back in everything that we hope to achieve.  Although as a former model, I found the fashion industry cold, cut-throat and unhealthy at times, I also admired the fact that they always demanded that the models were all-natural. A nose was never big, it was Roman. Breasts could never be too small, because despite your mens’ love for silicone, clothes hang much more beautifully on a woman with a smaller chest. And most importantly, I have never once looked at a girl with under-plucked eyebrows and thought “What a tramp.” Quite the opposite. Women with thick eyebrows tend to be the ones that understand that there is beauty in being genuine, enjoy their bodies healthily, embrace their 30′s and look forward to laugh lines. That is the type of woman that ends up happy. Have your tastes and opinions Mr. Richie, but please do not site them as facts. Women can be and are beautiful without having been sifted through your ridiculous colander of ideals.

Everyone is entitled to their own perception of beauty. I just voice mine… it doesn’t mean you have to follow it. Naturals do suck in bed though.- nik

Posted in Dirty Craigslist, Las Vegas, Oklahoma, Paris | October 10th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl likes to use people, dyke out via craigslist w4w and sugar daddy ads, steals panties, and tries to blackmail you. She owns a mortgage company in Rio Rancho, New Mexico called Lynn Mortgage LLC. She drives a red porche boxter some guy gave her and has two worthless pomerian dogs.  She has no heart and will try to get whatever she can from whoever she can get it from!! She worked at the Wynn as a chef and used to have a local food program in New Mexico. These photos are not up to date because she gained 50 pounds since these were taken! Be careful if you see this shady woman! She moves from city to city using people and im sure shes ruined peoples lives in Tulsa, Rio Rancho NM, Las Vegas, and now she is on her way abroad to paris.

She looks like a younger/fatter version of Janet Jackson.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, Paris, The Dirty | September 30th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Buzzini, the Hollywood promoter, has been seen in Hollywood with a new girl. She’s a french “maid” but I’m guessing she does more than clean the bed. She looks sweet and innocent, but if she is hanging around with Buzzini she definitely belongs on TheDirty!! What do you think of this new power couple Nik?

I remember when I wore a scarf in the summer and my smelly french fry had hoop earrings the size of the Olympics (never).- nik

Posted in Dirty Business, Paris, The Dirty | September 1st, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, long time reader. Great site, good concept, amazing lols daily.  The Twitter screen shot posted earlier & her blonde bimbo friend Tiffany just arrived in St. Tropez. They were flown out on a private jet & according to Tiffany are “chillin on a yacht”…I think they are attending this weekend’s All American Virgin Party. Are they getting pissed & sh*tted on right now or what?

Model/Actress/SAG/Sh*t On Expert/Pee Taster.- nik