The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sonora. A random girl at OSU who is actually obsessed with herself. She posts pictures all over social media sites just to get attention. She gets around. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she’s filthier then her shoes.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lib*y lane, a small breasted sloot thinks shes the hottest thing on campus. Has a list of guys shes boned longer than Lane AVE. She goes out and eating loads of food after getting beer fed to her by randos. She thinks a beer bottle is like a penis. Also got an abortion during her 2nd year here. She goes up to random people and is completely racist towards them, tells them they haven’t experienced segregation or the holocaust. This girl needs to be on full blast- oh wait she gets blasted every Thursday-Saturday night.

Looks like she’s being touched by her uncle…just saying.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dumb wh*re’s name is Christi*ne Baarend*se, she’s the camo bi**h with the white hat holding a cup, trying to show off her beer bod. Her self-esteem is so low a black dude’s d**k could bathe in it if it were on the ground. By the looks of her smile I can’t tell if she is an alien or if she is trying to make herself look like a 5 instead of a 4. She flocks to frat douches like stink on sh*t, and most of them weigh less than she does. I guess her giant square glasses are an attempt to convince people she’s smarter than the rest of the sloots she hangs out with. So what do you think, Nik?

I think she could lose about 14 pounds around her mid region.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Stephanie Martin who works with my boyfriend started sending him naked pictures of herself. She only has his phone number because they work together. She has met me before and knows we are a couple. I suggest everyone contact her for naked pictures since she loves to give them out. Her name is Stephanie Martin lives in Columbus, OH. She is a student as OSU and competes in horse back riding. I have attached her profile pic from Facebook. Her time line picture is of her standing in the ocean. Apparently this horse face sloot is too stupid to know, you never take a naked pic with your face in it. especially if it looks as bad as hers!

I hope you’re not still with that guy.  Also, you shoulda sent the nudes since I know you have access to them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This fuggly slut goes by mall sod real name Mallory Sodders. Is a freshman at columbus state who lives on campus. She think she is hot sh*t and her p*ssy don’t stank. But her FUPA and jelly rolls are filled with nothing but athlete jizz. Adam griffin would do the “heisman” on this h*e. She definitely has a sweet tooth for anybody who plays a sport for OSU. She weighs twice as much as her older brother Taylor.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Austin Taylor Jenkins: thinks about himself way to much. Cant have a conversation with him without him saying something about himself. he is a self made douche and doesn’t have any respect for anyone. He thinks he is number one in everything. He goes to park street complex non stop and claims he bangs all the shot girls but if you talk to them you know he doesn’t. he looks like an albino f*ck who has white pubes. I don’t know who is more manly him or his twin sister .