Posted in Newport | February 17th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kaytee Mansf**** she claims she is an innocent girl from Omaha, yet she sleeps with a diff guy every other night! The LAST time we hung out she told me in a drunken stuper about her DRD Im so utterly disgusted by this girl. She told the Hispanic, 40 yr old cab driver she’d suck him off for a ride to a HORRIBLE night club called “TENS” what a gross NOT HOT mess. She kept whining ALL NIGHT about how her modeling career is over. SHE DOES NOT HAVE ONE. THE FACE TO BE A MODEL and skin (yuck) 2. BODY- HELLO! NO matter how much weight you lose, you DONT HAVE A MODEL BODY! You will only be placed in cheaply done, un classy porn, shoots, and other trashy spreads u should be on! GO BACK TO NEBRASKA!
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Newport, The Dirty | February 17th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Peggy from the OC housewives said on the show. That Jim Bellino has been investigated by the FBI. I remember you had some old info on them… whats thier scam..? Thanks.
What isn’t their Scam? Can we get some real people on this show already… a couple that makes legitimate money. Everyone in the OC laughs at this couple when they are seen in public.- nik
Posted in Hollywood, Newport, Scooby, Scottsdale | February 17th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after watching Scooby on Nik Richie radio painfully try to make game with Jessica B. I thought of a cool experiment. Lets send him to some Pick Up Artists schools that swear they can help guys get game. Most have video conference training. If it fails, well millions of readers know for sure it is a scam and their is little hope. But if he gets serious game… well then you promote the article an hope to millions! Since he has access few people have to models an porn stars it makes him the perfect test subject!
Its a scam. Not going to waste Scooby’s time.- nik
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | February 16th, 2012
You have been saved by Black Jesus. Amen.
Posted in Hollywood, Newport, Portland | February 15th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am I wrong in saying this is the worst Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover ever? uuummm yeah, When did saggy boobs become a turn on? She’s 19 years old with 50 year old boobs. They look horrible!!!
Even Photoshop couldn’t save her.- nik
Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport | February 15th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t stand this chick! Not only is she an ugly horse head but she has the worst personality! She thinks she is so funny and hot when in reality she looks like a TRANNY. After seeing last nights episode I’m convinced she was born a male.
She has had a lot of work done to look like that.- nik
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sarah Winchester… she is the newest addition to the OC Housewives show on Bravo. She was recently overheard at a charity event making fun of her fat rich boyfriends. You see, she is your typical OC golddigger…. her old ex boyfriend, Kurt, had a 20 car garage in Pelican Hill, a private jet and homes in Costa Rica and Cabo. He dumped her alcoholic ass in the fall because he caught her cheating on him with a guy that was giving her money. She is now dating a restaurant owner, Steele, and was overheard saying “he is past his prime with looks but his business is growing and he’s great in bed. He is good for me to meet new people which is really important”. She is also banging some fat guy named Don and was overheard saying “he only has 4 cars and most of them are over 5 years old. But, he is fun to party with and he kisses my ass which is flattering. He will be good to make the others jealous. But, he needs to hit the gym if he wants to be seen with me”. Keep in mind, she was saying all of this while at a charity event for her show….what a class act. So, she is clearly your typical OC single mom looking for her next sugar daddy. On the first episode of OC housewives, her “best friend” described Sarah “as someone who like to drink a lot and have fun”. What a classy way to describe your best friend. Watch out OC, Sarah Winchester is drunk and after your man.
It’s all an act. The OC show needs a facelift… none of these women are even OC. They are all trailer trash actresses. They need to recast with REAL OC housewives or pull the show.- nik
Posted in Newport | February 13th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tis girl is named Daphne. She lives somewhere in covina area and she’s from Thailand and thinks she’s the sh*t. She\s into escorting when her bf is at work all day supporting the both of them. She has no friends cause no one can stand her for more than a certain period of time and her and her bf are both tweakers. She’s 90 lbs with implants in her *ss and t*ts which are hard as a rock and don’t move. She has the loudest most obnoxious mini mouse voice and loves to talk sh*t cause she thinks people think she’s cute and won’t get her *ss beat cause people feel bad. She stabs and tazes her boyfriend and her friends if they pissed her off. She’ll come up behind you and hit you over the head cause she knows she doesn’t stand a chance face to face. She thinks she’s the hottest thing ever to walk this earth with her plastic surgury and 3 inch nails. Any guys wanting a piece of this you can if u have a few dollars in your pocket she’s yours. She’s so nasty and her house is a pig pen that a homless person wouldn’t wanna live in cuz she doesn’t know how to clean anything. She steals from everyone and is out of her tucking mind. This b*tch deserves a life of misery. Help me expose her for what she really is.
Posted in Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty | February 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m die hard Dirty Army and a huge supporter of your site and all you do. I work in the admission office here at Chapman University and what I just saw I had to share with you. So the one and only Miley Cyrus will be attending our great school, I checked the birthdays and they matched. So unless there is another Miley Cyrus running around SoCal with the exact same name and birthday I’m positive I will be seeing her on campus.
Awesome! Miley why don’t you come with us to Cancun for Spring Break now that you are a college co-ed, you have nothing else better to do.- nik
**If you want to drink underage and have black out drunk sex (doesn’t count) while swimming in the clearest water Mexico has to offer… come with ME in Cancun for Spring Break. CLICK HERE
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | February 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after what happened to me last night for the 7th time in the past 6 month… I have a theory and want to ask you what you think. So I’m a good looking mid 20′s guy, I have no problem hooking up with chicks, especially all the 6′s and 7′s in Newport and Huntington Beach. Its easy, and I’m single so why not right? So in the past 6 or so months, I’ve slept with exactly 7 girls that have this mustache tattoo’d on their finger and they have all done the exact same thing to me in the bed…. and that is lick my asshole. Every single one has done this too me. I had a huge problem the first time when the girl asked me and I was not down, but after a bunch of pepsi and getting bored… I was like f*ck it, if she wants to like my ass go for it. I thought it was a little weird since no girl has asked me before. So several weeks later, I’m banging another chick.. she is sucking my Greg and then all the sudden just goes to town on my ass… not till the 6th chick did I realize… they all have 1 thing in common… The damn mustache tattoo. So finally I’m aware of it, last night this girl walks up to me and we start talking, taking shots and then she says something funny and puts up her finger and it hit me… this girl like to eat ass. So I let her know my theory on it and she says… I guess you will find out tonight. Well same damn tattoo and same result, her tongue all over my ass. I wanted to ask the Dirty Army and you.. is this like some secret society that I have not been aware of?
Bro, are you from the Ice Age? Everyone knows what that tattoo stands for. That mustache is code for “I lick starfish, male or female.”. The whole cult started as an inside Lesbian thing back in the day.- nik
