THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch out ladies! Chad Hammons has the HERPS and he’s spreading it all over town! He’s usually found at Electric Cowboy preying upon young girls who are to stupid to know any better. Chad is 30 years old…lives with his daddy…has all kinds of nasty infections…drd, STAPH, & ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!! What’s even funnier is his down-syndrome lookin ass thinks he is hot shit! He’s got fucking caterpillars for eyebrows, haha!!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen this story from Tennessee about the father who shot a couple who de-friended his daughter on Facebook? Why no crisis special from Anderson Cooper? You should add a “Kill Count FB vs. TheDirty” to your site ‘cuz the proof is in the pudding. Keep up the fight. Click here to read full article.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rachel Bednarz. The biggest sloot you will ever meet. She has hooked up with more people than you’ve probably met in your lifetime. No doubt you will find this girl at a party drunk, barred out and legs wide open for anyone and everyone to get in on the action. She is known for her DRAMA, her trashy girl fights, and for f*cking her friends guys. Or just f*cking anyone over who she comes in contact with probably explains all the cat fights. On her period or not, nothing holds this girl back. She WILL f*ck you no matter who you are or what you look like, because she will probably be f*cked up and not know the difference. On top of that she’s emotional and psycho under the influence. This girl is gross, bloody and MS.LOOSEY GOOSEY. So if you see her around take cover, give her a tampon, and run as fast as you can so you wont catch anything. This girl needs a reality check.
The inability to close ones legs or mouth is the definition of a sloot.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ali Snyder, she was just put on here a month ago by someone who is clearly jealous of her. I have known ALI for years she is amazing and the sexiest girl in Memphis not only because of her looks and style but her personality is quite awesome! Yes she can be a maneater or steal a man just like that but she doesn’t even try! She is a socialite of Memphis. She is the life of everywhere she goes and is usually the reason for people going to an event! So if you ever come to Memphis this would be a cool chick to meet!
She looks like she is one of those scary wax figures.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kara. She lives in Tennessee and is absolutely stunning. You have not said one good thing about any girls from TN, so I wanted to send her in, so we can finally get a good review. And Nik, I see you traveling the country all the time to party, you ever coming here?
I am coming to Tennessee next year, but I don’t want to be around chicks who pierce their face. Face/lip holes are a -3 in my book.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ali Snyder. She is from Bartlett, has been going out and doing drugs since she was 12 years old. It’s pretty obvious the damage it has done- just look at her style. She wears shirts that she cuts up for her bra to hang out, and her midriff to show. I guess she thinks if her stomach is showing that no one will be looking at her face. She meets guys on facebook and has sex with them and thinks that makes her their girlfriend. She runs around bars in Memphis, barefoot and in skinny jeans and a homemade bellyshirt, looking like she just rolled out of bed. Several people have told me she rarely showers or wears shoes, and that is she is just all around dirty. She moved to California with her friend who got expelled from highschool for doing mth. They are most likely staying with some old man they both screwed for shelter and some spare cash, and using a YMCA to shower at.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the names Ashley Daniele. Cute little hot sexy blonde girl. Yeah that’s what you think until you get to know the real girl. Sure whatever, shes smart, goes to university of chicago….ha probably paid her way in, rich *ss doctor family or slept with the board the runs the acceptance stuff…yeah that sounds more likely. Ashley Daniele has slept with all of Chicago and possibly all of Memphis. This girl is beyond fake. The only reason guys ever like her is because she’s attractive. My boyfriend and I have been dating since high school (3 years) then he started talking to Ashley and all of a sudden he starts comparing me to her? What the f*ck? This whore has guys wrapped around her finger. AND SHE WINS F*CKING EVERYTHING. SHES always the one teachers want to take on trips, SHES always the one the wins president for sh*t she didn’t even run for. How the fuck is that even possible? I’ve talked to this girl once and she had her fake nice personality on. Yeah f*ck that. This girl is a straight up h*e and no one wants her here. ESPECIALLY ME. She thinks shes so pretty and perfect and amazing when in reality, shes a little sl*t. She rooms with her best friend Leah Robillio and i’m pretty sure they’re lesbians. I heard she slept with her biology teacher so she could pass the class. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised. It pisses me off when people talk about how nice or sweet or pretty she is. SHES A F*CKING SL*T AND I HATE HER WITH A PASSION. Shes not even a real blonde, her hair is so fake. And im almost positive she puts colored contacts in, what a fake. It’s just so annoying because everyone loves her. I don’t even know why. Rot in hell Ashley Daniele.
Whats the point of sending her to college, she’ll drop out and be a stripper or ‘personal assistant’ anyways.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this gangster… Not going to lie at about 30 seconds she was driving me crazy and after that I could not stop laughing at this… Had to send it in. You gotta give her props, and Nik, I swear she has chest hair do you agree?
