The Girl Who Never Works

Posted in Leeds, Manchester, The Dirty | February 22nd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ey Nik, love the site, its rather entertaining.  I thought you chould shed some light on this girls situation.  all my mates ensure me this is not a rub n tug girl and that shes yaa know a cool chick.  Well I have never seen her work, ver.  never heard of her ever having a job.  She has a breast job and goes out every night.  She jumps around UK more then a business man.  The guys she ‘dates’ all look like they’re in chess clubs.  I just don’t get it and I dont get why my mates defend her all the time, not hiding anything are we boyos.. Well my job is done, I’ve shed light on the situation, the rest is up to you.

The real question is… how much?- nik

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What Are You Thoughts On The Irish Kim Kardashian

Posted in Manchester, Would You? | January 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Georgia Salpa. She’s known as the Irish Kim Kardashian. She’s originally from Greece and she has a perfect body and even claims that her boobs are real. So Nik, I know you don’t usually go for brunettes but would you make an exception for her?

Answer: Since when has being known as a Kardashian something to brag about? This chick is beat and skinnier than Kim, so I don’t see the similarities.

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Shafia Sisters Murdered By Their Father For Sexy Pictures

Posted in London, Manchester, Montreal | December 12th, 2011

Shafia Sisters murdered by their father for sexy pics

Shafia Sisters murdered by their father for sexy pics

Shafia Sisters murdered by their father for sexy pics

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik,  sisters, Zainab, 19, Sahar, 17, and 13-year-old Geeti Shafia, were discovered with their polygamist father’s first wife, Rona Amir Mohammad, 50, in the car in the Rideau Canal in June 2009.  The girls’ parents, Mohammad Shafia, 58, and Tooba Mohammad Yahya, 41, and their son Hamed Mohammad Shafia, 20, are charged with first-degree murder in the deaths.  This is one of the craziest things I have ever heard and feel for these 3 girls, they did not deserve to die because they wanted to feel like women.  Click here to read full story.

 I don’t get it.- nik

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Something Constructive For Little Girls

Posted in Manchester | November 10th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Check out this link. I thought I’d give you a heads up on extracurricular activities for your upcoming bundle of joy! Pole dancing lessons for children! Thats right! For a mere £5 an hour you can get pole dancing lessons for your little one in a class called “little spinners”!  What is this world coming to?

It looks like the UK is ahead of America when it comes to serious youth exercise.- nik

Click here to read full article.

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You Are Right Once Again Nik, Anyone Can Be A World Famous DJ

Posted in London, Manchester, The Dirty | October 22nd, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Ruth Flowers (born 29 March 1940) aka “Mamy Rock”, is a 71 year old British DJ in Bristol, and she’s good at what she does, check out this video, you were right anyone can do this.

If I were a DJ, my DJ name would be DJ iPod.- nik

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Phillipino Barbie In Manchester

Posted in London, Manchester | August 30th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik… just open mutual friend of mine her name Barbie Cromack, she lives in London…and Oh My Gosh I saw her FB page and I cant believe how all of her friends worship her?  Look at that face and she claimed she is fashion icon just bcos she had many designer bags and she posted so many pics. I read everybody says oh you so beautiful, you so sexy and you so like barbie.  Seriously Nik what you think ?  Just bcos she had +2 it doesn’t make her gorgeous isn’t?

I like how they spell “because” in London.- nik

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Stafftastic In The UK

Posted in London, Manchester, The Dirty | August 25th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: By staff I mean infectious.  Amy Stafford is a dirty infected evil evil woman.  she outright uses you and takes whatever she can from her little fling relationships, shes what you call a gold digger, a money grubber.  She refuses to see you in the morning and refuses to have sex with the lights on.  She knows exactly what shes hiding, and now I do too.  be warned gents.

Two things: 1) Which one is she and 2) Can someone get me tickets to Chelsea vs. Man U?- nik

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Dirtiest I Know

Posted in Manchester | August 16th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik love the site. thought i would share the dirtiest girl I know with you.  names Davina and she is a hore.  I see this girl often, as in more than once a week.  not once have her i seen her with the same lad.  gingers seem to be her man of choice, follwed by very hairy men…odd taste I’d say.  Shes hooked up with 4 guys I know, 2 of which were in the same weekend.  All of them have had haunting stories afterwards. thought you’d get a chuckle off ‘er, enjoy. V

Doesn’t matter where they’re from noodles all look the same. This ones a little more budget looking then the average.- nik

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Valerie Has Amazing +2′s

Posted in Harvard, Manchester, The Dirty, Would You? | August 6th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this Valerie Cormier shes been on the site before. She isn’t that bad of a person and she doesn’t take her boobs for granted. So Nik, I have to ask. Would you?  And if you don’t then you are gay.

Answer: No, I have seen the direction those nipples point and they are not the same. Totally ruins the mental focus in the sack.

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The New Hot T-Shirt

Posted in Manchester, The Dirty | August 1st, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I saw the post you have up on Richard Hale and couldt stop laughing.  This guys the biggest puff ever.  He takes photos in all of his outfits and posts em online just like a girl.  His outfits are always on the fem side and hes always talkin about catchin a breeze down below, referring to free ballin it ofcourse, I think its just an excuse to talk about his genitals infront of guys.  What do you think?

I heard this will be the new look in 2012. America be ready.- nik

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