THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I just heard about all these crazy Sarah Burge stories (the human barbie). This old senile witch needs to be stopped. She herself has undergone hundreds of surgeries to make herself look like a barbie (not that its working) and is now trying to force these procedures onto her 8 year old daughter, 8!!! She gave her a liposuction voucher last year for Chirstmas, breast implant voucher for her 7th birthday and who knows what else. I get to angry reading about this horrible human being. She says and I quote “I see these vouchers as investing in her future, like saving money for college”. No b*tch it is nothing like saving for college, you dooming your child to wh*redom. She’s already taught her child how to pole dance. Someone needs to take her child away! I first heard about Sarah when I read online that she paid $30, 000 for her daughter to be in Todlers and Tiara’s (a show which should not exist!!!!). I get angry just thinking about this, it makes me want to scream. Please do something about this, I’m at a lose at what to do.
Where’s all this money coming from? She can’t even afford a frame for her kid’s bed.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo- Nik so Bolt apparently dropped his DK to concentrate on the Olympics. Instead of marrying these chicks right before big seasons or events like these other chumps of late he drops this chick who obviously does anal. Will he be exciting this summer? I think You, Scooby, Gayden, JV, need to go see this guy run in person because apparently he wants to breaks some records.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I see why so many girls consider themselves models. These masterbating sites refer to any girl that participates as a model. They should understand that many guys are just as happy to spooge on girls that aren’t models. Just stop the lies and delusions. This “model” also thinks she lives in the city of the United States in the UK.
That is not a model, more like a cow with saggers.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last week you posted pictures of Hayley Charles on her birthday and the crazy stuff that went down. Just wanted to send some more pictures into you and let you know you posted it in the wrong section. This girl is from London, not Newport.
They are claiming it was a Gay stripper so it doesn’t count as cheating, but the guy is erect the whole time.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wondering what you think of Portuguese model Sara Sampaio. I am a girl and I think she is heavenly. Those eyes are amazing and her body has nothing wrong with it. I’m sure you will agree that this might be the only girl in the world that doesn’t need +2′s.
I don’t know why, but I think I could see myself inside of her.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I want to marry this girl. This is British actress/model Amy Jackson. The girl in nearly perfect and has that hot ass accent that all the girls across the pond do. Fairly new to your site, so sorry if you have been asked this before. So are you gay or not? I mean would you or would you not?
I have learned British girls never look like their modeling shots (Photoshop Champions). What does Amy really look like?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I watched to full 45 minutes. At first I was weirded out by these girl(s), but after awhile I found their story amazing. What are your thoughts?
All I keep wondering is if sleeping with them counts as a Threesome?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I stumble across a really weird vid yesterday and you have to see it. This really took place in England Nov 26 ’77, someone (who no one knows to this day) hijacked 5 transmitters (if you wiki the event it says 1 transmitter, but thats ridiculous seeing the amount of area it broadcasted too, so ppl who aren’t trying for a coverup says it was more like 5 transmitters) and overrode the evening news broadcast and sent this message.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay this Caroline Flack basically a nobody tv presenter in the UK she’s 32 people didn’t know who she was until she dated 17 year old Harry Styles from one direction. This guy could literally get any p*ssy he wanted and he choose this girl. People go on about how she is beautiful and “leggy”. I’m sorry is it me am I missing something? I honestly think she is hideous. Her face is not attractive and her body is hard to look at. Nik can you please let me know if i’m the only one who thinks this old wrinkly chick is way overatted.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been noticing A LOT of hate from you Americans lately. I don’t know if it’s because you’re all bitter because your country is going down the toilet financially. But regardless they have been hating on women from Britain and Australia saying they have big becks and in general women from the US are better looking. I personally believe there isn’t much difference between the three countries (we all started out as Britains) but I decided to test you Nik. So I choose these two ladies for you. Which would you choose if you had to? One is from the US. The other is from London. Don’t say neither. You have to choose!
