Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 22nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’re in Vegas a lot, wondering if you know or heard of this one? Her Rhino name is Jameson, real name Denisa. I hook up with this stripper, we party, end of story. The next week she’s blowing me up asking me for $. When I tell her I can’t help her out, she starts threatening me she’s going to let my wife know what happened. This stripper is taking it to a whole new level. I have to turn my phone off at night cause she sends me pics like this in the middle of the night. Keep the DA strong, and boys take heed.
Never give a stripper your number, they usually end up stabbing your life.- nik
Posted in Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live here in Vegas and I swore a month ago I was with Kina at Marquee and she was telling me how she hates you guys and how dumb TheDirty is. I’m assuming cause you posted her and she didn’t like it. And then last week, I see her with Scooby and JV at a table right next to Calvin Harris at XS? Like WTF, how can you hang out with people you don’t like? Or is everyone back to being friends?
Listen, everyone can hate me behind my back… I am ok with that. Scooby Snack needs me to stay relevant in Las Vegas. I get it.- nik
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you know who this blonde chick is… I think that is one of the penthouses in Las Vegas. Hardrock? Anyway my buddy sent me this picture saying, “Best Vegas weekend of my life”. The sad part is that he is married with 3 kids. His wife Maria is so beautiful and doesn’t deserve a sex addict like my buddy. I hope she finally leaves him.
Looks like you broke the bro code because you want to bang your buddies wife… sounds like you both need therapy.- nik
Posted in Las Vegas | February 21st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lady is CRAZY! Her name is Michelle Wallace and works at a place called Sheer Bliss in Henderson, NV. She likes to pray on young men thinking she is the shiznat! You can likely find her on a site called AFF where she posts all sorts of nasty naked photos, does webcam and cant speak a sentence without a stutter. The thing that is crazy and sad is she has a young daughter at home while she is whoring herself out! Who would go near a gremlin like this? Help her get her stuff straightened out and help those poor men out.
Posted in Canary, Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 20th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Canary is turning 30 this year and she’s still doing absolutely nothing except partying and getting wasted. Does this disappoint you?
No and it doesn’t surprise me either.- nik
Posted in Las Vegas | February 20th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Miss Yolanda Krupiarz in Las Vegas. This sloot used to dance with my ex and at more then one club and when I ran into it the other day with her million year old sugar daddy she ignored me like she’s never seen me when in fact we PAID her to come home with us ( my ex and I) She was the cheapest priced in the club and we were balling on a budget. Had to put her on blast for acting like her stuff don’t stink cuz she upgraded to full on wh*re instead of just acting like it at the club.
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 17th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dude I’ve seen this chick in Vegas and LA – who the hell is she?!?! No one seems to know so I figured you would lol she looks like a stripper/escort for sure. She is always with some older guys, or young straight DOUCHEBAGS. Someone has to know, because she is gotta be one of the hottest creatures god ever made.
Are you blind? What part of her sharp elbow is hot?- nik
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty, Would You? | February 16th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this lovely lady on tumblr, and thought right off she has got to be the hottest Asian I have ever seen. I have no idea who she is but… Nik, would you?
Answer: No, the only thing hot about her is fake.
Posted in Dirty Predator, Las Vegas | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Spencer is his name. Me and a couple of my girlfriends met him through some guy friends a little over a month back. He was always asking me to go out with him and he kept telling me he was a pilot and asking me where I wanted to fly to and he would take me. Well I finally went out with him last week and thank god all I did was kiss him. Its like his phone just all of a sudden didn’t work. I told my girlfriend about it and she said she was embarrassed to tell me that she went out with him too about a week earlier but she did more than kiss him! Then all of a sudden he stopped responding to her too! She said that he used the same pilot lines on her but a couple days after they hung out and stopped responding to her she found out from some of our friends that hes not a pilot and he even has a girlfriend that works late hours in the clubs so shes not around!!! What a DICK!!
Posted in Las Vegas, Porta Potty, The Dirty | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all know you are going to say NO. But this chick is way hotter than any other woman that has been put up on your site. This is what the perfect woman looks like. She is truly a dream come true.
Sorry, but I am not into Asian chicks.- nik
