How Many Miles Does The Ferrari Have By Now

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty, Tony Fag | February 21st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when I came across this today, I knew you would love to see it! Looks like you can pay to ride around in style with the Ferrari Guy!  He is a true legend… how many miles you think that thing has on it?

Tony Fag probably has 240k miles on that Fiero by now.- nik

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Springfields Nastiest Hoe

Posted in Chicago | February 21st, 2012

Springfields Nastiest Hoe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m suprised this bitch isnt on here already. she JUST turned 18 and has been smoking m*th since she was 12. she will do anything to get it, and she runs around like a little hood rat turning tricks and sleeping with older men whom she calls “suger daddys” and she ALWAYS has one. she is the biggest homewrecker know. up until she was 18 she lies about her age from the time she was 11. she is a stupid SKANK WHORE who needs to be called out.

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Alien Invasion

Posted in Chicago | February 21st, 2012

Alien Invasion!

Alien Invasion!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik , this is Jessica Baldwin! It’s name suits it very well as you can tell it is very bald headed. We don’t know what “it” is we are thinking its an alien! It smokes crack while pregnant and in front of her 4 kids. It will do anything to get a high off anythitg c*ke, crack, heroin etc. It cries out for help by slitting its wrists just to get any type of attention. This alien is very sick and we are asking that NASA or the secret service get involved some way to stop this thing from reproducing! This thing is very dangerous and hazardous to others.

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Psycho Sloot Needs A Mirror

Posted in Chicago | February 21st, 2012

Physco Sloot needs a mirror. and some face wash for her oily skin!

Physco Sloot needs a mirror. and some face wash for her oily skin!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this unfortunate looking sloot’s name is Brittany Ch*dek. This girl is the biggest psychotic nut job you will ever come across. She tells people she’s a Barbie, that she’s beautiful and that no one could ever have any better than her because she is (in her own world, i guess) “the best that anyone can have”. Britt’s skin is so nasty and oily that you could run a community slip and slide from her forehead to her nose. This chick has visible 5 o’clock shadow which makes me wonder if she really is a man, because Josh did have rumors to have taken it in the behind a few times in high school. (OLHS remembers those stories for sure) Her boyfriend’s name is Josh B*rg, but what Josh doesn’t know is I have countless picture of his girl/heshe topless of which she sent me recently. So hey Josh! While you’re busy being pulled by a choker and leash. Being told not to talk to girls and not to look at girls, your chick is sending topless pictures to me, and I’m sure many other guys. This girl really is not over her ex either, she still stalks his life. She says she has trust issues because he cheated on her, but really she just wouldn’t ever let him break up with her until he finally just pulled away. Her body is disgusting, so I won’t post that on here.

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Everyone In Chicago Knows Laura Is A Gold Digger

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | February 21st, 2012

Gold digging hush puppy who begs but never receives

Gold digging hush puppy who begs but never receives

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this gold digging hush puppy never stops as she secretly club busts the entire city of Chicago. If you don’t know her by now, her name is Laura otherwise known as the bottle rat who takes pictures of herself while she’s at work and sends them to every rich guy in her I-Phone…but wait she got fired from privet and bevy so the pictures she sent to rich men weren’t that persuading to come into the club and spend money!! This girl has no friends and begs newbies to dress up and go with her to meet a rich guy, and her favorite saying is “lets go get sushi and drinks with me and my friend” because she’s so sneaky and dirty that she will never consider a rich man her friend and only wants a shopping spree, a free vacation, or a job. Nik, the only job she still needs is a nose job and apparently the hard work she’s doing out there isn’t causing much damage considering she’s still complaining about her dream shopping sprees and warm places to visit. Be careful Nik!! This piece of white trash talks about every girl whose actually a decent looking blond catch who might be a threat to her rich men. Oh and I’m sorry I couldn’t provide you with a picture nobody has seen before because the only way for her to talk to guys is to send snap shots but they seem to do any good– fired from both clubs, a busted face in need for better plastic surgery, and legs with cellulite up to her butt–hint laura–next picture you send someone make sure your dress is pulled down so the wrinkles and crinkles don’t show or use a better application on your I-Phone to fix your image so you look decent. God, she’s in desperate need for attention so kitty cats go give it..meow!!! Oh Nik, and the bump on her upper lip that comes and goes each month- is it herpes or a pimple? Either way this dirty hush pup needs face wash, better make-up, or abreva! ehhh and she’s always standing all the way to the left facing the viewers with her same pose- I think you should submit her for the next top model Nik just please make sure you have barf bags in the audience!

Thought this girl was an undercover Narc?- nik

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Meet Kelly Hutchins

Posted in Chicago | February 20th, 2012

Meet Kelly Hutchins

Meet Kelly Hutchins

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kelly, Low life, pill popping, fat, scum b*tch of the earth. She runs her mouth and has no idea what a waste of space she actually is. She is majoring in some kind of art bullsh*t because she’s creative and original (HAH). She wears clothes that she found in dumpsters, paints her face with tons of makeup, and wears her hair like an idiot. In the past year this girl has been eating her feeling and has ballooned easily 50lbs. She’s pale, soft, acne-ridden and all around disgusting. Put this chick on blast.

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Slootster

Posted in Chicago | February 20th, 2012

slutster

THE DIRTY ARMY: When i walked into my friends party to meet my boyfriend tari was in the bedroom with two guys when she came out she looked like a mess. later that night my boyfriend at the time went missing n i walked in the back yard and tari was there bent over while my bf at the time was hitting it doggystyle. needless to say he tried to get me back and i told him he had to go see a doctor n when he did he had warts. she is a nasty hoe.

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Escorts On The Loose

Posted in Chicago, Houston, Marquette | February 20th, 2012

PROSTITUTES ON THE LOOSE

PROSTITUTES ON THE LOOSE

THE DIRTY ARMY: These two girls prostitute mainly in Chigao Illinois and Houston, Texas, the blonde is tamara granlund and the red head is blair pleau. they recently went down to chicgao to prostitute together, got their money and went to texas, in texas they prostituted and my friend said they were both WEAK prostitutes so he sold them to another pimp. tamara had to leave with the clothes on her back which was a tank top, jacket, jeans, and shoes and one of the pimps threw her clothes all away and left her with no money. blair went to west virgina with her family.

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Nik How Could You

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | February 18th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik look what youve done to Ed Hardy.  You can’t give this stuff away, no lie this stuff is selling for less than the price of clothes at good will.  Now is the time for the 30k to shine.  Could you imagine what kinda outfit a guy could get himself for 100 bucks… he’d be solid gold/covered in rhinestones.  Point being, where the hell are the douchebags?? I dont have a good source of entertainment when I go out anymore and I think your to blame. Anyway I had a real good question I was gunna ask you which I’ve seemed to forget completely, I’m en idiot.  ramble ramble ramble… how bout them yanks.  I guess I’d like to ask if you’d buy this shirt, its a hellova deal (this was a completed listing so it didn’t even sell for $4 including shipping)…so, would you?

0 bids at 97 cents, talk about a DEAD brand.- nik

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Hydrate Night Club In Chicago

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | February 17th, 2012

Hydrate Night Club - Chicago

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hydrate Night Clubs top working girl.  Working it!  How do you feel about this club and would you come over here and party next time you come bless the Chitown?

Can you imagine those fat thunders thighs slapping against each other… looks like two chicks scissoring in the night.- nik

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