The Dirty

Posted in Sacramento, West Point | October 3rd, 2011

Posted in Dallas, West Point | July 13th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet this douche bag from FLING. Ok its a dating site and not a respectful one went to dinner with him had great conversation nothing said of f*cking at the end of the night but that is all he wanted…. made plans for the next weekend and this is what he passed me up for, some raunchy ugly sk*nk that is older than dirt with her wal-mart shoes and dress and he works for the USPS, what do you think they would say if they saw their boy with his pants down.

Dating sites don’t work. FYI.- nik

Posted in Cleveland, West Point | March 25th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Lynthia Smith. At only 19 years old this girl right here has quite the story. The summary would say she is a “dog tag chasing gypsy”. She lives in between Cleveland, Ohio.. Clarksville, TN.. Texas, and Minnesota all chasing guys to marry. About a year ago she randomly decided to marry an army guy that she met through her friend after talking to him on FACEBOOK after only a week. So she made her drive down to Texas and married the alcoholic dude after barely knowing anything about him. They lasted less than a year because he ended up cheating on her with one of his supervisors, then he went AWOL and now she still cant get a divorce from him for that reason. So instead of packing up her things and heading back to Ohio to get a fresh start the dumbass decided to party it up and be a barracks whore at Fort Campbell with all of her little army girlfriends and wives. She lived from hotel room to friends house than back to hotel room. While all that tag clinking was going on she ended up meeting a soldier and now is seriously involved with him. (BUT REMEMBER LEGALLY SHES STILL MARRIED!!) Well since shes such a smart girl shes now talking abour marriage with him and their engaged….even thought the slut is still married.. but it doesnt bother her. Word is she has tons of drds from all the shacking up she did in the barracks. Last I heard she was trying to get a job at a stripclub or some crap like that and her and her fiance were renting out a room from an older couple near base. All she cares about is finding a husband and making a baby. But the thing is she has NO STANDARDS. Shes only 19.. I mean come on go to college, get a job, or at least get a fresh start somewhere! Alot of guys in town think shes hot as hell…so nik, would you?

Usually its the girls sleeping around on their Charley, not the other way around.  Sleeping with a bunch of guys from barracks is just her payback.- nik

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Seattle, West Point | March 8th, 2011

Posted in Dirty Predator, Reno, West Point | June 9th, 2010

Posted in Air Force, Hollywood, Iraq, The Dirty, West Point, Would You? | June 26th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with former Former Iraq war Veteran and Marine, Destiny Monique she is now a model and somewhat successful, Would you Nik I am sure it would mean a lot for you to support our troops.

Answer: No, having sex with a Marine no matter male or female makes you Gay.  I decided.

Posted in Air Force, Navy, The Citadel, West Point | May 5th, 2009

Posted in Air Force, Navy, West Point | April 21st, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik looks like these guys have a good night in store with that kinda money to blow…These douches seem a little too genuinely happy with that 100 dollar bill which is enought for maybe all of them to drink, definitely not buying any girls drinks.  These guys think they are pimps, they hit on everybody (unsuccessfully of course).  These guys are raging with testosterone and do things to show off too eachother, definitely trying to get into eachothers pants.

Look how happy they are for only having to cough up $100 to release on their friend.- nik

Posted in Air Force, Navy, West Point | April 17th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik you know you are for the gays when you pass out next to a dude and end up cuddling with him…that must have been an awkward morning.   And they put shaving creme all over them too lol.   The dudes are Derrick and Eric.

Shaving Cream? Looks like the result of Tummy Sticks.- nik

Posted in Air Force, Marine Corps, Navy, West Point | April 16th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you take a wild guess as too why these girls are at the academy..These girls are wh*res and ugly as f*ck.  They love their little army boys, the one on the right looks like a dude with a wig and the other fatter one is dumb as rocks and a total b*tch.  I wonder how their shirts magically came off and ended up in thats dudes hands, h*es.

I think his next line is, “oops i got strap on raped.”- nik