Posted in Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, University of Kentucky | May 16th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, former Kentucky starter Michael Porter — who was with the team from 2006 to 2009 — was arrested early Tuesday morning and put into a Lexington jail on charges related to sex acts with minors. The information is still coming out, so the story is in its initial stages, but what we do know, according to Lex18.com, is that the 25-year-old Porter allegedly was inappropriate with a 15- and a 14-year-old girl. He met the girls while doing community work at a church. He was a “group leader”, which sends a shiver down your spine. Porter was charged with six counts of sodomy and two of outright sexual abuse. What the hell is wrong with this guy? God is sending him straight to hell.
He should tryout for the Nuggets.- nik
Posted in Austin, University of Kentucky | May 3rd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think my guy friends are obsessed with Julia Bond, since they saw her on “Jerry Springer”. This girl isn’t really pretty? Whats with the tattoo on her belly button, I’m kind of confused about why men would pay to see this girl have sex? She’s definitely a Porta Potty too. She has a daughter, and she still does all these things.. Please help me understand what makes Julia Bond sexy!
What ever happened to EVE?- nik
Posted in Louisville, University of Kentucky | February 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristin Cecil, and she walks around the U of Louisville campus with 20 lbs of make up on thinking she is the next hot thing. Noticing a trend from DA Soldiers I think this “chick” must be an actual dude.
Posted in Cincinnati, University of Kentucky | January 11th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Chris Ogle broke up with me, I told him he was dumb anyways, I would never sleep with him anyways. Would you Nik?
Answer: No, I’m married…to a girl.
Posted in Louisville, University of Kentucky | January 9th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is a girl I went to high school with and I think she is gorgeous, and so does every guy and girl I go to school with at U of L. I just want to know…would you?
Answer: No, she barely made the Hooters roster, 2.35577 (mainly due to the padded bra).
Posted in Cincinnati, University of Kentucky | December 23rd, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, I don’t have any crucial diehard information about anyone at the moment. However I too have come asking for advice. I went to college in a small school in Lexington Kentucky, and currently work in Cincinnati. I work in the hotel business and can’t help but think that some one with my credentials in this business would be so much better off outside of Cincinnati and somewhere.. well else. This somewhere else is the great mystery in my life at the moment. I am 24, 100% single, and have nothing keeping me here other then a lease on a house that expires in June. With that said I am tired of the mid-west but don’t want to start over again. I want to stay in the hotel business but looking online all I can find in the service and hospitality industry is ads for strippers dancers and portapotties. I want to get out of this area and head west looking for bigger and better things. Where do you suggest for good jobs in the service / hospitality industry. Im currently working for the #1 hotel in my brand, I know for a fact that you know a lot of people and you were the most connected person I could think of. Any tips, tricks, names or phone numbers that you could give me to help me get out of this dismal land of girls in need of cellan and +2′s? I want a place where I can work, and party hard without having to worry about there being literally a handful of girls who are worth my while. Is Scottsdale a good bet? LA? Vegas? Or somewhere else entirely.
Move to Scottsdale.- nik
Posted in Indiana, The Dirty, University of Kentucky | December 15th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my beloved Hoosiers knocked off UK last weekend and then I have to come online to read this story about some busted “Playboy” model who was injured when “idiot” fans rushed the court. At first I felt bad for her because I thought they had stepped on her face, turns out, it was just her ankle and she’s always looked like that.
Let me guess… she is suing the school for millions?- nik
Posted in The Dirty, University of Kentucky, Would You? | November 4th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Miss Kentucky holding a teddy bear. For some reason I find this funny as F*ck.. obviously she knows how to hold a Greg, I have to ask you… Would You?
Answer: No, I am not a fan of her reach-around.
Posted in University of Kentucky | October 25th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Allie Halley. And no. That is NOT her real name. She doesn’t know who her dad is. I go to school with her and unfortunately was her best friend for quite some time. She is sneaky and conniving. She roams around Kentucky trying to sleep with everyone. Her chin is indented. It looks like a toilet. She thinks she is the hottest thing around town. She runs around bragging that she had an eating disorder but now in Kentucky she has put on a good 30-40 pounds. This girl is the definition of white trash. What do you think?? She also tries to sleep with Carolines boyfriend, her best friend. She has slept with a MINIMUM of 20 guys here. GET HER TO LEAVE!! her own sorority hates her.
What British chick doesn’t look like a horse, there’s really no shocker there.- nik
Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, The Dirty, University of Kentucky | October 24th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Strong! This is Heather. From Pippa Passes Ky. Met this sloot around 2 years ago. Slowly started being around the same social circle about 2 weeks of that and it’s all it took. I won’t lie at first the +2′s got my attention and kept my interest for about 3 months until I found out this girl was sleeping with anyone who had medication that started with the word “oxy”. Anyways, the past couple month’s I have noticed how all these guys seem to think she is the most beautiful creature on the planet. She is dirt, she’s slept with numerous of her mother’s boyfriends as well as Professors at her “Christian” college. Nik, bring this girl down to size, she has at least 5 different porno’s circulating from drug dealer’s who keep her nose dirty. By the way, she claims she is sober now I guess she means sober from everything thing besides xanax and roxicodone.
I wonder if she goes to a Pharmacy school?- nik
