Posted in Oregon State, Portland | May 10th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jake. Whether he is lying to one of his three girlfriends (Briana, Molly and Meagan) or he is trying to convince anything that’s a female to sleep with him, he is a sleaze. He lies to girls telling them he is on the OSU Wrestling team just so he can get in their pants. He not someone you want to get involved with him, also he has a small…
Why would you wanna admit, more so pretend, you wrestle guys.- nik
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | May 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see this guy at parties all the time, one time he got super drunk and told me all this douche baggy stuff. This guy is a total weirdo who thinks he is hot stuff. He hits on girls all the time and can’t take a hint. He also has a girlfriend in another city that he cheats on all the time. Even though he isn’t in a fraternity, he acts like he is all the time. He thinks his eyes are gods gift to the world. Recently he has been hitting on all the freshman at the 18 and over bar. Total douche.
Back seat riders + 20-30k’s millionaires.- nik
Posted in Oregon State, The Dirty | May 2nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This guy has been putting sl*ts on blast for the last 6 years. No one has bothered to put this idiot on the podium. He is a piece of sh*t. I’ve seen him run though girls like a door nob, yet every girl is bout 300 pounds on the regular. I can only hope he learns his lesson once he gets the DRD. No joke, this kid thinks he can say whatever he wants and get away with it. Oregon state doesn’t like you. What do you think brother?
What is wrong with tattoos in English?- nik
Posted in Eugene, Oregon State, The Dirty | April 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so these girls used to be pretty cool until their noses took over their minds. You’re not pretty if you lose integrity over white powdery stuff. It disgusting the way they act now. Sydney in particular sl*ts all over guys when shes out and cheats all the time. Brittney… well shes happy with anything inside her. Stefan her bf is pretty much a huge sleaze bag who lies all the time and hits on me in particular. Notice how Sydney and Brittney lost weight over the years. Must have been all those raves. Quit trying so hard to look better too. Its not working and you should check out your acne you cover and nasty noses first. Syd quit trying, you used to be cute.
The chick on the left (blonde) bottom image is 3 procedures away from greatness.- nik
Posted in Oregon State | April 26th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m not sure who they are but I hear they are the blossoming sluts of Oregon State.
Neither; one has pit hair and the others stomach folds in on itself.- nik
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | April 6th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these bitches are one of a kind, i have been watching these bitches from day one, and they love to go to house parties with no panties or g strings. According to some sources these bitches have fcked multiple athletes at oregon state and they love to get fcked on some other shit, dont believe me once you see them look at them in their eyes and you will know what i am talking about. These SKANKY HOES originally started fcking at the bars and worked there way to house parties,these girls are so dirty that they don’t even know, guys please beware from these nasty girls. For there sake please help them .
That one chick looks like Popeye with a big forehead instead of chin.- nik
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | March 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you looked up douche on urbandictionary.com this guy’s picture would appear not once, not twice, but all over the f*cking page. He refers to himself as “the plumber” because of how much “pipe he lays” and no one finds it funny but himself. You can usually find him creeping around greek row on the weekends attempting to swoon sorority girls with grotesque pick-up lines. A little birdie told me his dick closely resembles a rotten banana: shriveled up, brown, and curved to the left. though he claims to “lay the pipe” all around town, god knows he’s gotten lucky maybe once or twice in his pathetic life. Girls, stay away.
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | March 5th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl used to be so nice and sweet, and now she went to college and now she is wh*re! She sleeps with guys all the time, and she lives at frat houses. she cheats on her boyfriend and now has other boyfriends she hangs with her other frat girls Alyssa and Emily!!! She lives in the frats, i can count about 4 she goes to every weekend and all the guys always have something to say to her only if this girl knew what was coming to her! And someone needs to tell her to eat cause that body is nasty. Ha i wish some guy would put her in her place and stop shoving her body down people throats! #frat-hungry.
Posted in Dirty Greeks, Oregon State, The Dirty | March 1st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this campus is about as fun as a limp Greg during winter term. So lets liven it up with a fun old fashioned award show. The majority of the hotties and sl*ts on campus can be found on greek row and they all have they’re own reputations. So we would like to bring the first annual sorority awards on TheDirty. Lets begin nominations in the comments for the following- Hottest sg, Biggest jersey chaser, biggest frat sl*t, biggest toilet hugger, and freshman of the year. Award winners will be announced before SB.
I like the blonde girl in the red shirt.- nik
Posted in Oregon State, Portland | February 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for everyone who doesn’t already know about this stuck up sl*t, she is Dixie Davidson. She tries too hard to be a lot things including a trashy amateur model, bartender, and is far from intelligent. Proof yet again that covering your face in foundation and make-up won’t make you look any better than the other trashy self conscience h*e bags. Just quit trying, you might get less negative things said about you. You can’t ever get her to smile even if you come to her to get a drink, which is why my friends and I will never go there again, and will encourage others to do the same. Another one of Sebastian’s failed attempts at helping the bar stay above float. She always has a bitchy and pissed off look on her face and no one gets why. Is her life so bad that she can’t ever be happy? It is sad that she has cheated on her boyfriend with multiple athletes that give her attention only because they know she puts out. Nik, please help us get her to act like a better person before she ruins her reputation even more.
