Posted in Oregon, Portland, The Dirty | May 13th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my 2 year old daughter loves to play with branches and sticks at the park but she keeps bringing this one home with her. Now that you’re a father what would you do if your daughter kept bringing home a stick named Greg?
No sticks like that will ever be allowed in my house. I would tell her the white stuff around the shaft is poison and it will kill you if you ever touch it.- nik
Posted in Oregon, Portland | May 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is totally crazy. She is Always hacking into peoples facebooks and accounts then posting on her account that she’s been hacked. CRAZY! She’s super fat and ugly and thinks she soo hot. PHOTOSHOPPED MUCH? Everyone hates her and thinks shes some weird stalker and I agree. She works at the movie theater in VRC and Taylors bar and grill on university of Oregon campus. F*cking c*nt. she cheats on her boyfriend Jaryd Marderness ALL the time and he has no clue. She f*cked my boyfriend and plays it off like shes some Christian goody goody. YEA RIGHT! shes so nasty and ugly look at the bags under her eyes. She thinks she’s some big time model because she PAYS people to shoot her and her Best friend is a photographer. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A MODEL!! Models aren’t 5’2″ and 140 pounds. It isn’t working Grace everyone sees your true colors.
Even leaning over your stomachs spilling out of your suit.- n Also, why are your eyebrows orange…you almost got away with not being a ginger.- nik
Posted in Oregon, Portland | May 7th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexis thinks it’s cool to walk around half naked at parties, and sleep with more than one guy a night. She gets you all pumped to go out and party turns out she just uses you for rides and leaves every time with some dude who is always either her “cousin” or “old friend” when really it’s a guy she wants to get it in with. She will snort anything and everything up her nose including a greg if she’s that desperate. Plus the hair extensions she uses are the most knotted ratty things I’ve ever seen. She may look sweet on the outside but I think different. What about you Nik? what do you think?
So what you’re saying is you could buy her for a $40 sac. Just come prepared next time.- nik
Posted in Oregon, Portland, The Dirty | April 24th, 2012
(Click on her butt to see some hearts)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch posted pictures of my friend. So payback is a b*tch. Now you will see how it feels. You should never post anyone on your site if you have pictures like this circulating. Payback sucks right Mina?
But Mina didn’t post your friend, you did.- nik
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Oregon, The Dirty | March 17th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Anna Von Stahle is a sophomore at the University of Oregon & is on to her 3rd athlete boyfriend [SUPERSTARR EMORY #33 on UO's Basketball team] in the last 4 months. Who does this girl think she is? She has fake @$$ t*ts and loves s’ing some purple crayon. She’s a homewrecker and couldn’t be more of a gold digger. She lies and cheats on every boyfriend she has but they don’t seem to give a sh*t cuz she puts out. Let’s see how long this jersey chaser will stay with her new superstar.
You can tell she is racist against white people.- nik
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Oregon, The Dirty | March 14th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ladies of the University of Oregon beware of Rahsaan Vaughn! This guy is by FAR one of the dirtiest douche bags you will ever meet. He tries to hook up with ALL girls, no matter how fat or ugly! So don’t feel special when he says he’ll “wife you up”, his favorite pick up line. To make matters worse, he creeps HARD over facebook or will FOLLOW you to class until you notice him. STAY AWAY if you don’t want this creep’s DRD.
At least he doesn’t beat up girls like the Wildcats.- nik
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 8th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik so someone posted sarah to the dirty i guess and they didnt even keep you updated with photos! i dont think she looks like an old grandma… if she does, i would with her. haha. you gotta give it to her, after being posted over 4 times i think she gets dirty celeb of portland hahaha.
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Oregon, The Dirty | March 4th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude right here drives around Eugene in his orange and black american made car like its something impressive. His dad bought him that car and those whack rims. He is always seen at taylors standing in the corner flexing his ring and talking about the NFL. He is second string for life behind LMJ and now De’Anthony Thomas. Him and Darron Thomas can have fun in Canada ehy!
So the Benz is not his?- nik
Posted in Oregon, Portland | March 2nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this girl requested me a few days ago and I just accepted her. I think she’s pretty cute but I’m not a fan of the hand signs in every single photo on her Facebook, but whatever. Anyways, would you?
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Oregon, Oregon State | February 23rd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Muff is a legend within the NORPAC hockey league in Montana, Washington, Wyoming, and Oregon. Melissa Birdsong takes chaws fatter than most of the guys she’s been with. Anyone in the league knows her as muff. She hangs out with her follower Beowulf and “If you drop your gloves, she drops her panties.” Grade A puck slut. Any possible players better hurry up, her 20 year old season is next year, then the legend will age out!
