THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Andrea is a freshman at Mizzou. She must not have drank at all in high school because this b*tch is a f*cking alcoholic idiot now. She is so f*cking small yet she drinks like a 300lb man. She knows no limits and blacks out all the time. Just last weekend she passed out from 3 shots and pretends to be super super drunk to hook up with ugly *ss guys. She obviously has some self esteem issues or something because she drinks and hooks up like its her life mission or something. Seriously, this girl needs to get her act together.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I doubted your site at first. Alyssa’s life didn’t seem to be getting much better in spite of all the Dirty Motivation….but I was wrong. You can’t say you wouldn’t hit that now that she got extensions and she’s bleach blonde again. This girl had short black hair for like a year and she looks exactly like your wife Shayne now! Alyssa is your type. So what’s up, Nik? She’s your creation…so WOULD YOU?
Answer: No, next step is +2′s (nothing larger than 350cc) and a more defined jawline. We are getting there Alyssa, Rome wasn’t built in a day.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch these trash bags fighting at college. Look at the disgusting pig attack with her kid in her arms, put her down then go back for more… Where is CPS?
**This video has been posted a bunch of times on YouTube but for some reason they keep taking it down. YouTube is obviously trying to protect the guy that beats the sh*t out of the girl.- JV
YouTube keeps deleting good videos lately for no reason. Google is getting soft.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Libby Houghton. She is a beautiful, kind girl who has done some local modeling. I have never heard one bad word about her. She has a heart of gold and a body like a goddess. So I ask, Would You? If you say no I will be convinced you are gay. lol
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch is the trashiest girl I have ever seen in my life. Please stop taking pictures of yourself, stop letting your tits hang out, stop slooting out, stop dying your hair before it falls out, your just disgusting. Another one of those i need to who*re myself out and take pictures of myself so that guys like me.. LEASE GET A REALITY CHECK- YOU’RE NOT PRETTY, YOU’RE PRETTY TRASHY. Oh wait, she doesnt even go to mizzou. I dont think she got into a real college.
If you covered your face with your phone in these pics you’d look much better. Make sure you use the flash to so you can cancel out that forehead.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl really likes to ride. She’s notorious around Mizzou. She even has a nickname, Anna “The Russian Rider” Kuuri for sitting on everyone’s jock and face. She goes for any guy who gives her an ounce of attention. This B**** needs to be put on blast. Clearly her mom didn’t raise her well because she can’t keep her legs closed..I have also heard from numerous people that she has some sort of DRD. Beware to any guy that talks to her/hooks up with her she blackmails you to no end. Beware b4 she claims another Tiger.
Today was a solid day for my legal team not only in Kentucky court, but also with this VICTORY in Missouri. This order is not only strong for the future of TheDirty.com, but the future of the internet.
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This here on the left is jackie. she thinks she is god gift to men. she trys way to hard to fit in she even went as far as to get +2s which look horrible anyway. so nik would u?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these asses are Tyler and Evan. They’re “happily” married and LOVE to prey on adolescents. They mess with young gay kids’ heads and persuade them to have threesums with them. THEY ARE GROWN ASS ADULTS PREYING ON 16 YEAR OLDS. Evan is in his later 20′s and Tyler is at least 21. They convince young men to to be “the other man” in their relationship and then bring them in to use them. These people are sick and give the institution of marriage a bad name. Go to [removed] btches!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this video of Stephen Colbert. At 3:48, he mentions what can only be assumed as porta potties. I heard this and I thought of The Dirty. Had to send it in. PP’s have finally made it big. Congratulations, ladies! I know your parents must be proud.
