Posted in Hollywood, Mississippi State, San Diego | March 28th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his is “Miss County from San Diego” who lives in Hollywood, but she is actually from Mississippi. She is naturally a ginger with albino skin, but she covers it up with fake tans and tries dying her hair to hide it. She has a thick Mississippi accent, and she is from the south, but she is trying to run for Miss California. How does she think she is going to represent California when she is a total HICK deep down? She is the most egotistical person on the face of the planet and think she’s a God amongst people just based on her Facebook statuses. Every single status is about “Miss County of San Diego!” (she didn’t even win Miss San Diego. She won “county”) and she just recently posted about her mom getting a second job to pay for her pageants and how proud of her mom she is for doing it. Get a job yourself Anna. She posts 500 pictures of herself everyday and talks about how attractive she thinks she is. Obviously, that is FAR from true. She spams every single person in her life to make sure everyone knows how utterly obsessed she is with herself! Can you please put this girl in check before she tries to rep California, our beautiful sunshine state? She is from Mississippi and she needs to move back there already.
She looks like Miss County from Dublin.- nik
Posted in Mississippi State, New Orleans | September 6th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Where do I begin to tell about this nasty skank Ashley Caplinger Sites. She is such a whore. She is such a lying, evil, mean, and trashy person. So dirty. First, let’s talk about her selling herself for her pill habit. She is a pain pill junkie whore that sucks and f*cks for extra money after her shows. Don’t just take it from me, one of her “best friends”, went around saying that exact same thing when they got into a fight. That’s where I first heard it. She owns a “lingerie company”, and dances for her “work” She dates anyone who has money the day her rent is due. She really will do ANYTHING for a dollar. She’s known for breaking up relationships. She will lie about anything as long as it benefits her. No matter who she hurts or what she destroys in the process. She has no concern for others feelings. She is wicked… What she needs to do is go home and take care of her two babies, and stop being a whore. She is pathetic. A sad excuse for a mother. No wonder nobody wants to marry her dumb ass again. She also has drd’s. JUST BEWARE FELLAS!! A heads up!!
She has a never ending forehead. I love her attempts to powder it out.- nik
Posted in Dirty Horses, Jackson, Mississippi State | August 22nd, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: So, this girls picture said Miss March underneath it on Facebook…Nik…what do you think? Would you hit it and quit it with this girl yes or no?
Answer: No, big shapeless legs and a line down her stomach, I hate that.
Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State | August 4th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is margo cheryll skeeziest skeez around she\’s a low down ho bag she claims to be pregnant all the time postin bogus ass pic of herself trying to look preg.(My god ur 18 with 2 kids aint that enough) she just recently cheated on her boyfriend of only 2 weeks after takin his Vcard… She sleeps with n e 1 n every1 poor kid should of known better before he got wit this nastiness, but plz put this bitch on blast for every1 to see!!
She needs to post preggo pictures cause the babys daddy most likely skipped town, doesn’t believe her and wants nothing to do with her. Sorry, I’m just telling it how it is.- nik
Posted in Mississippi State, Winnipeg | June 30th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This here is Ashley Woods aka Knowing-Lee spreading drd, Things thing some people call a woman cant even take care of her own kid. The only pictures she has of her kid are from visits. She lost her kid because she was to worried about COCK & CRCK OR CCAINE ? THAT IS NOT A WOMAN. She tries way to hard to be sexy, & then when guys don’t want her drd she gets mad & then has a fit cus she cant get COCK ! She likes meeting new people to support her dirty partying & drug use. She shouldn’t be so worried about doing drugs & getting fcked n chucked Who are you kidding your not the “wifey type”. You should be worried about trying to get your kid back. Everyone knows you & your baby daddy have it, if not they do now so Watch out cus, you never know where she has been OH WAIT EVERY ONE KNOWS SHES BEEN EVERY WHERE ! this girl has so many haters NOT FANS. HATERS ! THE BITCH IS DUMB DEF * & i sure as hell aint a ashley fan . but its nice to see that you got out of the hooking business.
I bet she could hide things in her lumps.- nik
Posted in Mississippi State, The Dirty | January 10th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik this b*tch here totally ruined my life. We dated for 4 years until she caught me cheating for 3 years with ten other girls. The only problem was she was the ten other girls. She made 4 fake profiles on facebook and 6 on myspace and made me send naked pictures of myself to all these fake chicks. I was even stupid enough to send money to one of her sisters friends in Texas. I just want to warn all the guys out there to stay away from this con artist who said she loved me only to give me 10 presents on Christmas that were all different pictures of my penis. I broke up with her immediately and kicked her out if my parents house after I opened the second present in front of my mom and close relatives. If you see this b*tch run for the hills. I should call the cops on your ass.
Let this be a lesson to all guys. Nobody is real on the internet and everything is a trap.- nik
Posted in Cleveland, Mississippi State | November 29th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik The waitress here, Celeste Skates House, screwed by husband twice and would not apologize to me. Yeah I know, men will screw anything, but this??She is 42 yrs old, and just looks nasty! Would you???? Karma is a bitch, maybe she should have apologized. I told her she would learn the hard way. oh yeah dude in pic is not my husband btw. lol block his face, just a poor bystander.
Why are you asking her too apologize?? she probably didn’t even realize he was married. Hope your still not married to this douche.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Jackson, Mississippi State | November 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik We had to write you and tell you about the #1 lying, scandulous dirt bag in mississippi. BARBIE POPE. She is the original bike bunny. She sleeps with guys, and buys them parts for their motorcycles to keep there attention. She also snorts c*ke, smokes weed and pops pills. She craves attention, lies about everyone and everything just to stir up drama then claims innocense. She says she is straight up but she talks so bad about every person that ever tried to be her friend, and claims she is gonna commit [] if someone hurts her feelings. The broad is pyscho crazy, thinks she is hot shit and needs her ass whooped again (its happened before). Nik, this girl plays every guy around her, claims to be knocked up then “has an abortion” so magically shes not pregnant anymore. PLEASE put this bitch on blast so the ‘sip knows whats up!
I can’t tell if her eyebrows are drawn on or just poorly tweezed, not that I care cause of her man’ish figure, just nice to know…also, I like the group effort on the post.- nik
Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State, The Dirty | August 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittany. She thinks she is the hottest thing at Mississippi State but she is crazy, she needs +2′s and her blow hole is ridiculous. I just wanted her to know whats up so her head doesnt get any bigger because so many of her friends are starting to dislike her and talking bad behind her back. Also Nik, I’m also a junior here and want you and the Dirty Army to get ready, because I’m putting every freshman I slay on TheDirty this year.
Slay strong and close your eyes ever time because it is all the same on the inside.- nik
Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State, The Dirty, Would You? | July 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want you to meet Devon. She is one of the hottest girls in Mississippi and since I am a true Dirty Army soldier I wanted to send in a hot girl from here since you never have any on your site. She is a blonde and has some nice +2′s and she loves to get down in the bed, you can pretty much do anything you want and she is game for it. Nik, what you think and would you with this dime piece? Would you? I did..
Answer: No, thanks for ruining any chance of me ever coming to Mississippi… this chick is beat. She has something on her lip and a very blubbery face.
