The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see her around all the time at college parties. She’s so beautiful in person and her personality is great, I don’t think I’ve heard one bad thing out her I know I would but would you??

Not getting enough gregs are we…why would you ever post yourself with that double lip line.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is a straight up STUD just look at the hot chick on his arm.

I hate to break it too you but that is a man.  Look how huge all her features are.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is New Warriors draft Pick Stephen Curry you know the guy who played at that school in North Carolina, Davidson and was the best scorer in College last year, well looks like he should have gone to DUKE or NC STATE, NORTH CAROLINA, WAKE FOREST or any other school in the Carolinas, because the talent and DAVIDSON sucks! Hopefully this kid well find some better talent in on the road in the NBA or at home now in Oakland.

I actually like this kids swagger on the court.  It is not his fault his fans are ugly.  Blue Cups = Beat Ass Chicks… everyone knows that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: These three ridiculous looking people are complete douches. the dude is a man wh*re who has f*cked both of those ugly ass chicks and pretty much anything else that moves. Frodos sister is a dumb wh*re who likes to get as much attention from anybody and anything in ANY way possible. I dont even think I need to discuss Frankensteins Bride- I mean look at her. REALLY?!

Her +2 is trying to escape.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This b*tch is in a sorority, thinks that she’s this southern belle slathering her verbage in a disgusting, distasteful southern accent, she moves though social groups faster than a bad trend because of her dying urge to f*ck everything under the sun. I’ve heard her FATHER remind her to take her birthcontrol as far back as highschool so she’s not exactly the new girl on the block. She hangs out at City Limits downtown and for some unknown reason feels the need to hoist herself onto the mechanical bull frequently to jiggle that shit around for all to view (&then spew) but honestly believes shes sexy. So tell me Nik, after being slipped a rufie, blindfolded, with a novacain numbed greg, in a dark room with no witnesses, and with a BJ from Jenna Jameson before- would you?

Answer: No, I could still feel her fat jiggling all over me.

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is so AWESOME!! she’s going to be the BIGGEST plus size model to ever come from raleigh!! She’s really going to BLOW UP!! i mean SERIOUSLY!! she’s SO COOL!! and all the guys want to DO HER! all the girls want to BE HER!!! anyone who thinks this chick is crazy should go see a therapist because SHE’S NOT CRAZY!! I SWEAR!!!

I detect some sarcasm.- nik