The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here we have a typical “social networking site celebrity”. This female thinks shes bad as fck with all of her facebook friends and twitter followers. She goes around trying to get as much attention as possible putting up 20 pictures of herself a day. ALL of her pictures are photoshopped to the point her skin is blurred and she wears contacts and tries to act like its her real eye color. You wont miss it but she draws her eyebrows on with eyeliner also, chola much? id hate to see it run down her face while shes sweating out at the club. if you look at her not so photoshoped pictures her acne is OFF THE WALL. She has the nastiest dark circles around her eyes, idk if its from wearing pounds of makeup around them daily but im pretty sure shes to young to have them. shes been known to hoe around and apparently shes got a nasty odor to her. She seems to work alot yet she still dresses like a cheap ass 12 year old & claims she has “swag”. One of those females that does the “duck face” in every single picture, which is where she sticks her lips out making a kiss face. She tries to flaunt her nappy ass head of hair by saying “big hair dont care” but its like a rats nest on top of her head. i wouldnt be suprised if there were things lost in there. one of her ex boyfriends claims he was only with her because he knew he could “get it in” and she gave him money. she also runs around with her “bestfriend” Brianna who is basically like her little bitch. they had a falling out and talked a hell of alot of shit about eachother then boom they are bestfriends again. Her “ace” (brianna) is just as bad as she is hoping on every black mans penis as possible. she puts up pictures in her underwear for all of facebook and twitter to see, hoping one day it will correct her ugly 40 year old looking face. all in all these two are internet hoes trying to get theyre name out there. Someone help them!

You didn’t hide enough of yourself behind that curtain.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we don’t have the highest quality girls here in Alabama, but I wanted to show you this girl from Auburn that everyone is saying is so hot.   What do you think of Lauren, what is she is California like a 6?

In California she is a 4.9982661, she is too fat for the west coast.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS NASTY ASS  BITCH THINKS SHE’S SO HOTT. BUT LOOK AT HER! NOT SO HOTT CLOSE UP! THIS BITCH HAS drd AND SPREADS HER DISEASE AROUND ALL OVER PLACER AND SACRAMENTO COUNTY. ALL MEN: IM WARNING YOU TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER!!! WOMEN KEEP YOUR MEN AWAY BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THIS BITCH GETS LAID IS IF SHE WORMS HER WAY INTO YOUR FAMILY AND FCKS YOUR MAN. SHE HAS NO SKILLS TO FIND HER OWN MAN. SHES TOO IMMATURE TO KEEP A MAN. SO SHE GOES FOR YOURS AND HOPES HE’LL STICK AROUND. GUESS WHAT BITCH!!!! NO MAN WILL EVER WANT YOU FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN A FUCK! ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY FIND OUT ABOUT YOU SPREADING YOUR love ALL OVER THE PLACE.

If your gunna take picture like this you shouldn’t show off your saggy ass and large thighs…just sayin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat ass chick flirts with every guy with a pulse. She sleeps with whoever asks and gets paid for it. She doesnt have any boobs and wears v-neck shirts. she needs help for her drinking and smoking habbits. She wrestles to feel up on guys. Either that or she’s lesbian. She also babysits a little boy named Talon and tries to rape him.